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He was happily married - but his wife wa
... more ...Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or wa
... more ...I knew right away that Rock Hudson was g
... more ...I married your mother because I wanted c
... more ...Actually, I never liked Dylan's kind of
... more ...Here lies my wife: here let her lie !
... more ...Now she's at rest and so am I
... more ...If people don't sit at Chaplin's feet, h
... more ...He emits an air of overwhelming vanity c
... more ...The biggest no-talent I ever worked with
... more ...The stupid person's idea of a clever per
... more ...It is only too easy to catch people's at
... more ...If you don't want to give people a bad n
... more ...Is your name Laryngitis? You're a pain i
... more ...Is your name Dan Druff? You get into peo
... more ...I hear you pick your friends -- to piece
... more ...I bet your brain feels as good as new, s
... more ...They say that two heads are better than
... more ...You should toss out more of your funny r
... more ...People can't say that you have absolutel
... more ...You must have a low opinion of people if
... more ...I wish you were all here. I don't like t
... more ...If we were to kill everybody who hates y
... more ...Even your best friend cheats on you and
... more ...I don't think you are a fool. But then,
... more ...Nobody says that you are dumb. They just
... more ...People say that you are the perfect idio
... more ...Ordinarily people live and learn. You ju
... more ...The mind reader had a very busy day toda
... more ...I thought of you all day today when I wa
... more ...When you talk, other people get hoarse j
... more ...I would say that you are barking up the
... more ...I reprimanded my brother for mimicking y
... more ...I'm very careful of how I express my opi
... more ...I don't hold your behavior against you b
... more ...Would you like to replace my business pa
... more ...People say that you are outspoken, but n
... more ...Your conversation is like the waves of t
... more ...We can always tell when you are lying. Y
... more ...When you get to the men`s room, you will
... more ...Pay no heed to it. Go right on in.
... more ...The only things you ever make are mistak
... more ...You always manage to keep your neck abov
... more ...All that you are you owe to your parents
... more ...I heard you have hair on your chest, and
... more ...No one should be punished for accident o
... more ...There was something about you that I lik
... more ...Sit down and give your mind a rest.
... more ...I heard you got a brain transplant and t
... more ...I think you should live for the moment.
... more ...Man alive! But I wish you weren't.
... more ...I believe in respect for the dead; in fa
... more ...Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be,
... more ...You spent so much time trying to get rid
... more ...You are the kind of person who, when one
... more ...I'm looking forward to the pleasure of y
... more ...There are several people in this world t
... more ...All of your girlfriends kiss you with th
... more ...I hear that when your mother first saw y
... more ...Yours was an unnatural birth; you came f
... more ...You have nothing to fear from my base in
... more ...It's your life -- but I wish you'd let u
... more ...Hey, act your age -- senile!
... more ...I've had many cases of love that were ju
... more ...He was happily married - but his wife wa
... more ...Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or wa
... more ...I knew right away that Rock Hudson was g
... more ...I married your mother because I wanted c
... more ...Actually, I never liked Dylan's kind of
... more ...Here lies my wife: here let her lie !
... more ...Now she's at rest and so am I
... more ...If people don't sit at Chaplin's feet, h
... more ...He emits an air of overwhelming vanity c
... more ...The biggest no-talent I ever worked with
... more ...The stupid person's idea of a clever per
... more ...It is only too easy to catch people's at
... more ...If you don't want to give people a bad n
... more ...Is your name Laryngitis? You're a pain i
... more ...Is your name Dan Druff? You get into peo
... more ...I hear you pick your friends -- to piece
... more ...I bet your brain feels as good as new, s
... more ...They say that two heads are better than
... more ...You should toss out more of your funny r
... more ...People can't say that you have absolutel
... more ...You must have a low opinion of people if
... more ...I wish you were all here. I don't like t
... more ...If we were to kill everybody who hates y
... more ...Even your best friend cheats on you and
... more ...I don't think you are a fool. But then,
... more ...Nobody says that you are dumb. They just
... more ...People say that you are the perfect idio
... more ...Ordinarily people live and learn. You ju
... more ...The mind reader had a very busy day toda
... more ...I thought of you all day today when I wa
... more ...When you talk, other people get hoarse j
... more ...I would say that you are barking up the
... more ...I reprimanded my brother for mimicking y
... more ...I'm very careful of how I express my opi
... more ...I don't hold your behavior against you b
... more ...Would you like to replace my business pa
... more ...People say that you are outspoken, but n
... more ...Your conversation is like the waves of t
... more ...We can always tell when you are lying. Y
... more ...When you get to the men`s room, you will
... more ...Pay no heed to it. Go right on in.
... more ...The only things you ever make are mistak
... more ...You always manage to keep your neck abov
... more ...All that you are you owe to your parents
... more ...I heard you have hair on your chest, and
... more ...No one should be punished for accident o
... more ...There was something about you that I lik
... more ...Sit down and give your mind a rest.
... more ...I heard you got a brain transplant and t
... more ...I think you should live for the moment.
... more ...Man alive! But I wish you weren't.
... more ...I believe in respect for the dead; in fa
... more ...Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be,
... more ...You spent so much time trying to get rid
... more ...You are the kind of person who, when one
... more ...I'm looking forward to the pleasure of y
... more ...There are several people in this world t
... more ...All of your girlfriends kiss you with th
... more ...I hear that when your mother first saw y
... more ...Yours was an unnatural birth; you came f
... more ...You have nothing to fear from my base in
... more ...It's your life -- but I wish you'd let u
... more ...Hey, act your age -- senile!
... more ...I've had many cases of love that were ju
... more ...He was happily married - but his wife wa
... more ...Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or wa
... more ...I knew right away that Rock Hudson was g
... more ...I married your mother because I wanted c
... more ...Actually, I never liked Dylan's kind of
... more ...Here lies my wife: here let her lie !
... more ...Now she's at rest and so am I
... more ...If people don't sit at Chaplin's feet, h
... more ...He emits an air of overwhelming vanity c
... more ...The biggest no-talent I ever worked with
... more ...The stupid person's idea of a clever per
... more ...It is only too easy to catch people's at
... more ...If you don't want to give people a bad n
... more ...Is your name Laryngitis? You're a pain i
... more ...Is your name Dan Druff? You get into peo
... more ...I hear you pick your friends -- to piece
... more ...I bet your brain feels as good as new, s
... more ...They say that two heads are better than
... more ...You should toss out more of your funny r
... more ...People can't say that you have absolutel
... more ...You must have a low opinion of people if
... more ...I wish you were all here. I don't like t
... more ...If we were to kill everybody who hates y
... more ...Even your best friend cheats on you and
... more ...I don't think you are a fool. But then,
... more ...Nobody says that you are dumb. They just
... more ...People say that you are the perfect idio
... more ...Ordinarily people live and learn. You ju
... more ...The mind reader had a very busy day toda
... more ...I thought of you all day today when I wa
... more ...When you talk, other people get hoarse j
... more ...I would say that you are barking up the
... more ...I reprimanded my brother for mimicking y
... more ...I'm very careful of how I express my opi
... more ...I don't hold your behavior against you b
... more ...Would you like to replace my business pa
... more ...People say that you are outspoken, but n
... more ...Your conversation is like the waves of t
... more ...We can always tell when you are lying. Y
... more ...When you get to the men`s room, you will
... more ...Pay no heed to it. Go right on in.
... more ...The only things you ever make are mistak
... more ...You always manage to keep your neck abov
... more ...All that you are you owe to your parents
... more ...I heard you have hair on your chest, and
... more ...No one should be punished for accident o
... more ...There was something about you that I lik
... more ...Sit down and give your mind a rest.
... more ...I heard you got a brain transplant and t
... more ...I think you should live for the moment.
... more ...Man alive! But I wish you weren't.
... more ...I believe in respect for the dead; in fa
... more ...Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be,
... more ...You spent so much time trying to get rid
... more ...You are the kind of person who, when one
... more ...I'm looking forward to the pleasure of y
... more ...There are several people in this world t
... more ...All of your girlfriends kiss you with th
... more ...I hear that when your mother first saw y
... more ...Yours was an unnatural birth; you came f
... more ...You have nothing to fear from my base in
... more ...It's your life -- but I wish you'd let u
... more ...Hey, act your age -- senile!
... more ...I've had many cases of love that were ju
... more ...You're the best at all you do -- and all
... more ...In the dictionary under the word, "stupi
... more ...We know you could not live without us. W
... more ...We do not complain about your shortcomin
... more ...Don't you realize that there are enough
... more ...The thing that terrifies me the most is
... more ...When you get run over by a car, it shoul
... more ...We hear you are a lady killer. They take
... more ...We heard that when you ran away from hom
... more ...You have a good family tree, but the cro
... more ...I don't consider you a vulture. I consid
... more ...Is your name Amazon? You`re so wide at t
... more ...You are a man who always sticks by his c
... more ...A dope you are and dope will remain.
Co
... more ...You add to, not diminish, pain!
... more ...We know that you would go to the end of
... more ...Your family tree is good, but you are th
... more ...We all spring from apes, but you didn't
... more ...It cost me five thousand dollars to look
... more ...Lets play house. You be the door and I'l
... more ...I hear you are a real humanitarian. You
... more ...I hear you are connected to the Police D
... more ...Hello -- tall, dark and obnoxious!
... more ...You remind me of the ocean -- you make m
... more ...You should have been born in the Dark Ag
... more ...All of your ancestors must number in the
... more ...Ever since I saw you in your family tree
... more ...I hear that when you were a child your m
... more ...They just invented a new coffin just for
... more ...After hearing you talk, I now know that
... more ...You are so two-faced that any woman who
... more ...I always wanted to be a trouble-shooter,
... more ...For two cents, I`d give you a piece of m
... more ...You are the only person I've ever met wh
... more ...You have no trouble making ends meet. Yo
... more ...I heard you went to see the doctor and t
... more ...I think Mother Nature really hates you b
... more ...You must be the arithmetic man -- you ad
... more ...Some people are has-beens. You are a nev
... more ...You started at the bottom -- and it's be
... more ...You are so boring that you can't even en
... more ...I don't mind that you are talking so lon
... more ...I heard that you were born, your father
... more ...I used to think that you were a big pain
... more ...You must have gotten up on the wrong sid
... more ...I would ask you how old you are, but I k
... more ...In the next life, you'll blaze a way for
... more ...You are master in your own house -- the
... more ...When you die, I'd like to go to your fun
... more ...You make me believe in reincarnation. No
... more ...Believe me, I don't want to make a monke
... more ...I hear you are very kind to animals, so
... more ...Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm int
... more ...Some day you will find yourself -- and w
... more ...People clap when they see you -- their h
... more ...Whatever is eating you -- must be suffer
... more ...Why don't you go to the library and brus
... more ...I hear you changed your mind! What did y
... more ...You have an inferiority complex -- and i
... more ...You are not as bad as people say -- you
... more ...Do you have to leave so soon? I was abou
... more ...I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some othe
... more ...Whom am I calling "stupid"? I don't know
... more ...Take a vacation; go to Club Dead.
... more ...Your mouth is getting too big for your m
... more ...You are as strong as an ox and almost as
... more ...You are living proof of reincarnation. N
... more ...You grow on people -- like a wart!
... more ...You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. N
... more ...You are down to earth, but not quite far
... more ...If you were twice as smart, you'd still
... more ...I know you are nobody's fool, but maybe
... more ...You were the answer to a prayer. Your pa
... more ...I hear the only place you're ever invite
... more ...I would like the pleasure of your compan
... more ...You've never been outspoken; no one has
... more ...At your speed, you'd better not stop you
... more ...If you ever tax your brain, don't charge
... more ...Don't you have a terribly empty feeling
... more ...What's the latest dope -- besides you?
... more ...I heard that they tried to take an X-ray
... more ...You don't believe in being artificial. Y
... more ...When people cut their fingers you cry ov
... more ...Hey, I heard you went to the butcher and
... more ...If I said anything to you that I should
... more ...You were born because your mother didn't
... more ...I admire you because I've never had the
... more ...You're acquitting yourself in such a way
... more ...You have a face only a mother could love
... more ...You never strike out blindly; you fail i
... more ...They say opposites attract. I hope you m
... more ...We know that you would give your life fo
... more ...When you pass away and people ask me wha
... more ...Well, I'll see you in my dreams -- if I
... more ...Hey, I remember you when you had only on
... more ...Anyone who told you to be yourself could
... more ...Let's play horse. I'll be the front end
... more ...I'll never forget the first time we met
... more ...You are not the worst person in the worl
... more ...If I were as ugly as you are, I wouldn't
... more ...I feel sorry for you because you are so
... more ...Yours is a prima facie case of ugliness.
... more ...I know one should judge a man by what he
... more ...I've hated your looks from the stare the
... more ...Don't you need a license to be that ugly
... more ...Moonlight becomes you -- total darkness
... more ...Someone took a photo of you once, but it
... more ...So you finally managed to get the last l
... more ...You should do some soul-searching. Maybe
... more ...The overwhelming power of the sex drive
... more ...I hear you were born on April 2; a day t
... more ...I hope you never get a tetanus shot; may
... more ...I you are in your right mind, I hope you
... more ...If I told you that I have a piece of dir
... more ...Do you want me to accept you as you are,
... more ...If you were a swine, you would be what y
... more ...You say that you are always bright and e
... more ...A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind,
... more ...You're nobody's fool. Let's see if we ca
... more ...They say no woman ever made a fool out o
... more ...You're very smart. You have brains you n
... more ...You're not yourself today. I noticed the
... more ...Eventually, you will get what you asked
... more ...Nice to see you on your feet. Who sent t
... more ...You are so dishonest that I can't even b
... more ...You have a good weapon against muggers -
... more ...You are the answer to my prayer!! I pray
... more ...At least you are not obnoxious like so m
... more ...You have a lot of well-wishers. They wou
... more ...You remind me of Moses. Every time you o
... more ...They say that travel broadens oneself. Y
... more ...Look through your towels and tell us the
... more ...You always have your ear to the ground.
... more ...Heard your family went to a restaurant w
... more ...He was happily married - but his wife wa
... more ...Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or wa
... more ...I knew right away that Rock Hudson was g
... more ...I married your mother because I wanted c
... more ...Actually, I never liked Dylan's kind of
... more ...Here lies my wife: here let her lie !
... more ...Now she's at rest and so am I
... more ...If people don't sit at Chaplin's feet, h
... more ...He emits an air of overwhelming vanity c
... more ...The biggest no-talent I ever worked with
... more ...The stupid person's idea of a clever per
... more ...It is only too easy to catch people's at
... more ...If you don't want to give people a bad n
... more ...Is your name Laryngitis? You're a pain i
... more ...Is your name Dan Druff? You get into peo
... more ...I hear you pick your friends -- to piece
... more ...I bet your brain feels as good as new, s
... more ...They say that two heads are better than
... more ...You should toss out more of your funny r
... more ...People can't say that you have absolutel
... more ...You must have a low opinion of people if
... more ...I wish you were all here. I don't like t
... more ...If we were to kill everybody who hates y
... more ...Even your best friend cheats on you and
... more ...I don't think you are a fool. But then,
... more ...Nobody says that you are dumb. They just
... more ...People say that you are the perfect idio
... more ...Ordinarily people live and learn. You ju
... more ...The mind reader had a very busy day toda
... more ...I thought of you all day today when I wa
... more ...When you talk, other people get hoarse j
... more ...I would say that you are barking up the
... more ...I reprimanded my brother for mimicking y
... more ...I'm very careful of how I express my opi
... more ...I don't hold your behavior against you b
... more ...Would you like to replace my business pa
... more ...People say that you are outspoken, but n
... more ...Your conversation is like the waves of t
... more ...We can always tell when you are lying. Y
... more ...When you get to the men`s room, you will
... more ...Pay no heed to it. Go right on in.
... more ...The only things you ever make are mistak
... more ...You always manage to keep your neck abov
... more ...All that you are you owe to your parents
... more ...I heard you have hair on your chest, and
... more ...No one should be punished for accident o
... more ...There was something about you that I lik
... more ...Sit down and give your mind a rest.
... more ...I heard you got a brain transplant and t
... more ...I think you should live for the moment.
... more ...Man alive! But I wish you weren't.
... more ...I believe in respect for the dead; in fa
... more ...Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be,
... more ...You spent so much time trying to get rid
... more ...You are the kind of person who, when one
... more ...I'm looking forward to the pleasure of y
... more ...There are several people in this world t
... more ...All of your girlfriends kiss you with th
... more ...I hear that when your mother first saw y
... more ...Yours was an unnatural birth; you came f
... more ...You have nothing to fear from my base in
... more ...It's your life -- but I wish you'd let u
... more ...Hey, act your age -- senile!
... more ...I've had many cases of love that were ju
... more ...You're the best at all you do -- and all
... more ...In the dictionary under the word, "stupi
... more ...We know you could not live without us. W
... more ...We do not complain about your shortcomin
... more ...Don't you realize that there are enough
... more ...The thing that terrifies me the most is
... more ...When you get run over by a car, it shoul
... more ...We hear you are a lady killer. They take
... more ...We heard that when you ran away from hom
... more ...You have a good family tree, but the cro
... more ...I don't consider you a vulture. I consid
... more ...Is your name Amazon? You`re so wide at t
... more ...You are a man who always sticks by his c
... more ...A dope you are and dope will remain.
Co
... more ...You add to, not diminish, pain!
... more ...We know that you would go to the end of
... more ...Your family tree is good, but you are th
... more ...We all spring from apes, but you didn't
... more ...It cost me five thousand dollars to look
... more ...Lets play house. You be the door and I'l
... more ...I hear you are a real humanitarian. You
... more ...I hear you are connected to the Police D
... more ...Hello -- tall, dark and obnoxious!
... more ...You remind me of the ocean -- you make m
... more ...You should have been born in the Dark Ag
... more ...All of your ancestors must number in the
... more ...Ever since I saw you in your family tree
... more ...I hear that when you were a child your m
... more ...They just invented a new coffin just for
... more ...After hearing you talk, I now know that
... more ...You are so two-faced that any woman who
... more ...I always wanted to be a trouble-shooter,
... more ...For two cents, I`d give you a piece of m
... more ...You are the only person I've ever met wh
... more ...You have no trouble making ends meet. Yo
... more ...I heard you went to see the doctor and t
... more ...I think Mother Nature really hates you b
... more ...You must be the arithmetic man -- you ad
... more ...Some people are has-beens. You are a nev
... more ...You started at the bottom -- and it's be
... more ...You are so boring that you can't even en
... more ...I don't mind that you are talking so lon
... more ...I heard that you were born, your father
... more ...I used to think that you were a big pain
... more ...You must have gotten up on the wrong sid
... more ...I would ask you how old you are, but I k
... more ...In the next life, you'll blaze a way for
... more ...You are master in your own house -- the
... more ...When you die, I'd like to go to your fun
... more ...You make me believe in reincarnation. No
... more ...Believe me, I don't want to make a monke
... more ...I hear you are very kind to animals, so
... more ...Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm int
... more ...Some day you will find yourself -- and w
... more ...People clap when they see you -- their h
... more ...Whatever is eating you -- must be suffer
... more ...Why don't you go to the library and brus
... more ...I hear you changed your mind! What did y
... more ...You have an inferiority complex -- and i
... more ...You are not as bad as people say -- you
... more ...Do you have to leave so soon? I was abou
... more ...I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some othe
... more ...Whom am I calling "stupid"? I don't know
... more ...Take a vacation; go to Club Dead.
... more ...Your mouth is getting too big for your m
... more ...You are as strong as an ox and almost as
... more ...You are living proof of reincarnation. N
... more ...You grow on people -- like a wart!
... more ...You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. N
... more ...You are down to earth, but not quite far
... more ...If you were twice as smart, you'd still
... more ...I know you are nobody's fool, but maybe
... more ...You were the answer to a prayer. Your pa
... more ...I hear the only place you're ever invite
... more ...I would like the pleasure of your compan
... more ...You've never been outspoken; no one has
... more ...At your speed, you'd better not stop you
... more ...If you ever tax your brain, don't charge
... more ...Don't you have a terribly empty feeling
... more ...What's the latest dope -- besides you?
... more ...I heard that they tried to take an X-ray
... more ...You don't believe in being artificial. Y
... more ...When people cut their fingers you cry ov
... more ...Hey, I heard you went to the butcher and
... more ...If I said anything to you that I should
... more ...You were born because your mother didn't
... more ...I admire you because I've never had the
... more ...You're acquitting yourself in such a way
... more ...You have a face only a mother could love
... more ...You never strike out blindly; you fail i
... more ...They say opposites attract. I hope you m
... more ...We know that you would give your life fo
... more ...When you pass away and people ask me wha
... more ...Well, I'll see you in my dreams -- if I
... more ...Hey, I remember you when you had only on
... more ...Anyone who told you to be yourself could
... more ...Let's play horse. I'll be the front end
... more ...I'll never forget the first time we met
... more ...You are not the worst person in the worl
... more ...If I were as ugly as you are, I wouldn't
... more ...I feel sorry for you because you are so
... more ...Yours is a prima facie case of ugliness.
... more ...I know one should judge a man by what he
... more ...I've hated your looks from the stare the
... more ...Don't you need a license to be that ugly
... more ...Moonlight becomes you -- total darkness
... more ...Someone took a photo of you once, but it
... more ...So you finally managed to get the last l
... more ...You should do some soul-searching. Maybe
... more ...The overwhelming power of the sex drive
... more ...I hear you were born on April 2; a day t
... more ...I hope you never get a tetanus shot; may
... more ...I you are in your right mind, I hope you
... more ...If I told you that I have a piece of dir
... more ...Do you want me to accept you as you are,
... more ...If you were a swine, you would be what y
... more ...You say that you are always bright and e
... more ...A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind,
... more ...You're nobody's fool. Let's see if we ca
... more ...They say no woman ever made a fool out o
... more ...You're very smart. You have brains you n
... more ...You're not yourself today. I noticed the
... more ...Eventually, you will get what you asked
... more ...Nice to see you on your feet. Who sent t
... more ...You are so dishonest that I can't even b
... more ...You have a good weapon against muggers -
... more ...You are the answer to my prayer!! I pray
... more ...At least you are not obnoxious like so m
... more ...You have a lot of well-wishers. They wou
... more ...You remind me of Moses. Every time you o
... more ...They say that travel broadens oneself. Y
... more ...Look through your towels and tell us the
... more ...You always have your ear to the ground.
... more ...Heard your family went to a restaurant w
... more ...Before you came along we were hungry. No
... more ...You are pretty as a picture and we'd lov
... more ...You will never be able to live down to y
... more ...Any friend of yours -- is a friend of yo
... more ...Someone said that you are not fit to sle
... more ...I hear you are being accepted into an ex
... more ...I heard you went to have your head exami
... more ...Don't get me wrong. I`m not trying to ma
... more ...This is no battle of wits between you an
... more ...Look, don't go to a mind reader; go to a
... more ...Hey! I know what sign you were born unde
... more ...I hear you were born on a farm. Any more
... more ...We think of you when we are lonely. Then
... more ...Hey, how come even though you are still
... more ...I'd like to break the monotony; where's
... more ...The next time you shave, could you stand
... more ...I hear you are an officer. Your rank is
... more ...You say you are a West Pointer, but you
... more ...You are so fat that I hear you were arre
... more ...Whatever anyone says to you goes in one
... more ...Sure, I've seen people like you before -
... more ...Hi there, I'm a human being! What are yo
... more ...I've seen more life in a down and out's
... more ...You're red shirt goes well with your eye
... more ...Save your breath...You'll need it to blo
... more ...Shouldn't you have a license for being t
... more ...Calling you an idiot would be an insult
... more ...Folk clap when they see you...but they c
... more ...You're about as much use as a Betamax vi
... more ...All day I thought of you....I was at the
... more ...I'd love to ask how old you are, but unf
... more ...You should learn from your parents mista
... more ...He does the work of three men: Curly, La
... more ...Next time you shave, try standing an inc
... more ...If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't
... more ...You've got the perfect weapon against mu
... more ...You got a face only a mother could love.
... more ...I heard that you went to the haunted hou
... more ...Listen, are you always this stupid or ar
... more ...Sure, I'd love to help you out...now, wh
... more ...Anybody who told you to be yourself simp
... more ...I heard you were so cool that you began
... more ...Well, they do say opposites attact...so
... more ...I heard that you changed your mind. So,
... more ...Why don't you slip into something more c
... more ...You started at the bottom...and it's bee
... more ...I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They
... more ...Is your name Maple Syrup? - Well, it dam
... more ...I know what sign you were born under...'
... more ...I'll hit you so hard by the time you com
... more ...I'll hit you so hard you 'll have to tak
... more ...I'll hit you so hard you'll have to unzi
... more ...I'll hit you so hard your kids will be b
... more ...I'll hit you so hard your wife will fall
... more ...You're so dumb you think socialism means
... more ...You're so dumb you think manual labor is
... more ...You're so dumb you think Johnny Cash is
... more ...You're so dumb it takes you an hour and
... more ...You so stupid you probably think Taco Be
... more ...You so dumb you got blonde roots in your
... more ...Your so stupid, that you got fired from
... more ...Your so stupid, that you went to a Clipp
... more ...Your so stupid, that you went to a Whale
... more ...Your so stupid, it takes you an hour to
... more ...She was so ugly... they used to push her
... more ...You're so ugly you'd make a train take a
... more ...You're so ugly when you walk into a bank
... more ...You're so ugly, if you stuck your head o
... more ...You're so ugly if you joined an ugly con
... more ...You're so ugly your face is closed on we
... more ...You're so ugly you could be the poster c
... more ...You're so ugly if my dog looked like you
... more ...You're so ugly when you were born the do
... more ...You're so ugly when you were born, your
... more ...You're so ugly they know what time you w
... more ...She's so ugly she could scare the moss o
... more ...She's so ugly she could scare the chrome
... more ...Your face so so ugly when you cry the te
... more ...Your so ugly, your mother had to feed yo
... more ...Your so ugly, your mother had to tie a s
... more ...You're so fat when you sit around the ho
... more ...You're so fat a picture of you would fal
... more ...You're so fat if you weighed five more p
... more ...You're so fat you get clothes in three s
... more ...You're so fat if you got your shoes shin
... more ...Your so fat, that you have to strap a be
... more ...Your so fat, that you have to use a matt
... more ...Your wife said she liked seafood. So I g
... more ...If I had change for a buck, I could have
... more ...The difference between your mama and a r
... more ...I would have been your dad, but the guy
... more ...You're so skinny, that you use a bandaid
... more ...You're like a light switch, even a littl
... more ...I'm looking forward to the pleasure of y
... more ...When you pass away and people ask me wha
... more ...Well I'll see you in my dreams - if I ea
... more ...I've had many cases of love that were ju
... more ...You're the best at all you do - and all
... more ...Don't you realize that there are enough
... more ...The thing that terrifies me the most is
... more ...When you get run over by a car it should
... more ...All of your ancestors must number in the
... more ...Ever since I saw you in your family tree
... more ...I hear that when you were a child your m
... more ...I hear that when your mother first saw y
... more ...You were born because your mother didn't
... more ...No one should be punished for accident o
... more ...Yours was an unnatural birth; you came f
... more ...You were the answer to a prayer. Your pa
... more ...You're a habit I'd like to kick; with bo
... more ...I hear the only place you're ever invite
... more ...I would like the pleasure of your compan
... more ...He was happily married - but his wife wa
... more ...Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or wa
... more ...I knew right away that Rock Hudson was g
... more ...I married your mother because I wanted c
... more ...Actually, I never liked Dylan's kind of
... more ...Here lies my wife: here let her lie !
... more ...Now she's at rest and so am I
... more ...If people don't sit at Chaplin's feet, h
... more ...He emits an air of overwhelming vanity c
... more ...The biggest no-talent I ever worked with
... more ...The stupid person's idea of a clever per
... more ...It is only too easy to catch people's at
... more ...If you don't want to give people a bad n
... more ...Is your name Laryngitis? You're a pain i
... more ...Is your name Dan Druff? You get into peo
... more ...I hear you pick your friends -- to piece
... more ...I bet your brain feels as good as new, s
... more ...They say that two heads are better than
... more ...You should toss out more of your funny r
... more ...People can't say that you have absolutel
... more ...You must have a low opinion of people if
... more ...I wish you were all here. I don't like t
... more ...If we were to kill everybody who hates y
... more ...Even your best friend cheats on you and
... more ...I don't think you are a fool. But then,
... more ...Nobody says that you are dumb. They just
... more ...People say that you are the perfect idio
... more ...Ordinarily people live and learn. You ju
... more ...The mind reader had a very busy day toda
... more ...I thought of you all day today when I wa
... more ...When you talk, other people get hoarse j
... more ...I would say that you are barking up the
... more ...I reprimanded my brother for mimicking y
... more ...I'm very careful of how I express my opi
... more ...I don't hold your behavior against you b
... more ...Would you like to replace my business pa
... more ...People say that you are outspoken, but n
... more ...Your conversation is like the waves of t
... more ...We can always tell when you are lying. Y
... more ...When you get to the men`s room, you will
... more ...Pay no heed to it. Go right on in.
... more ...The only things you ever make are mistak
... more ...You always manage to keep your neck abov
... more ...All that you are you owe to your parents
... more ...I heard you have hair on your chest, and
... more ...No one should be punished for accident o
... more ...There was something about you that I lik
... more ...Sit down and give your mind a rest.
... more ...I heard you got a brain transplant and t
... more ...I think you should live for the moment.
... more ...Man alive! But I wish you weren't.
... more ...I believe in respect for the dead; in fa
... more ...Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be,
... more ...You spent so much time trying to get rid
... more ...You are the kind of person who, when one
... more ...I'm looking forward to the pleasure of y
... more ...There are several people in this world t
... more ...All of your girlfriends kiss you with th
... more ...I hear that when your mother first saw y
... more ...Yours was an unnatural birth; you came f
... more ...You have nothing to fear from my base in
... more ...It's your life -- but I wish you'd let u
... more ...Hey, act your age -- senile!
... more ...I've had many cases of love that were ju
... more ...You're the best at all you do -- and all
... more ...In the dictionary under the word, "stupi
... more ...We know you could not live without us. W
... more ...We do not complain about your shortcomin
... more ...Don't you realize that there are enough
... more ...The thing that terrifies me the most is
... more ...When you get run over by a car, it shoul
... more ...We hear you are a lady killer. They take
... more ...We heard that when you ran away from hom
... more ...You have a good family tree, but the cro
... more ...I don't consider you a vulture. I consid
... more ...Is your name Amazon? You`re so wide at t
... more ...You are a man who always sticks by his c
... more ...A dope you are and dope will remain.
Co
... more ...You add to, not diminish, pain!
... more ...We know that you would go to the end of
... more ...Your family tree is good, but you are th
... more ...We all spring from apes, but you didn't
... more ...It cost me five thousand dollars to look
... more ...Lets play house. You be the door and I'l
... more ...I hear you are a real humanitarian. You
... more ...I hear you are connected to the Police D
... more ...Hello -- tall, dark and obnoxious!
... more ...You remind me of the ocean -- you make m
... more ...You should have been born in the Dark Ag
... more ...All of your ancestors must number in the
... more ...Ever since I saw you in your family tree
... more ...I hear that when you were a child your m
... more ...They just invented a new coffin just for
... more ...After hearing you talk, I now know that
... more ...You are so two-faced that any woman who
... more ...I always wanted to be a trouble-shooter,
... more ...For two cents, I`d give you a piece of m
... more ...You are the only person I've ever met wh
... more ...You have no trouble making ends meet. Yo
... more ...I heard you went to see the doctor and t
... more ...I think Mother Nature really hates you b
... more ...You must be the arithmetic man -- you ad
... more ...Some people are has-beens. You are a nev
... more ...You started at the bottom -- and it's be
... more ...You are so boring that you can't even en
... more ...I don't mind that you are talking so lon
... more ...I heard that you were born, your father
... more ...I used to think that you were a big pain
... more ...You must have gotten up on the wrong sid
... more ...I would ask you how old you are, but I k
... more ...In the next life, you'll blaze a way for
... more ...You are master in your own house -- the
... more ...When you die, I'd like to go to your fun
... more ...You make me believe in reincarnation. No
... more ...Believe me, I don't want to make a monke
... more ...I hear you are very kind to animals, so
... more ...Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm int
... more ...Some day you will find yourself -- and w
... more ...People clap when they see you -- their h
... more ...Whatever is eating you -- must be suffer
... more ...Why don't you go to the library and brus
... more ...I hear you changed your mind! What did y
... more ...You have an inferiority complex -- and i
... more ...You are not as bad as people say -- you
... more ...Do you have to leave so soon? I was abou
... more ...I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some othe
... more ...Whom am I calling "stupid"? I don't know
... more ...Take a vacation; go to Club Dead.
... more ...Your mouth is getting too big for your m
... more ...You are as strong as an ox and almost as
... more ...You are living proof of reincarnation. N
... more ...You grow on people -- like a wart!
... more ...You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. N
... more ...You are down to earth, but not quite far
... more ...If you were twice as smart, you'd still
... more ...I know you are nobody's fool, but maybe
... more ...You were the answer to a prayer. Your pa
... more ...I hear the only place you're ever invite
... more ...I would like the pleasure of your compan
... more ...You've never been outspoken; no one has
... more ...At your speed, you'd better not stop you
... more ...If you ever tax your brain, don't charge
... more ...Don't you have a terribly empty feeling
... more ...What's the latest dope -- besides you?
... more ...I heard that they tried to take an X-ray
... more ...You don't believe in being artificial. Y
... more ...When people cut their fingers you cry ov
... more ...Hey, I heard you went to the butcher and
... more ...If I said anything to you that I should
... more ...You were born because your mother didn't
... more ...I admire you because I've never had the
... more ...You're acquitting yourself in such a way
... more ...You have a face only a mother could love
... more ...You never strike out blindly; you fail i
... more ...They say opposites attract. I hope you m
... more ...We know that you would give your life fo
... more ...When you pass away and people ask me wha
... more ...Well, I'll see you in my dreams -- if I
... more ...Hey, I remember you when you had only on
... more ...Anyone who told you to be yourself could
... more ...Let's play horse. I'll be the front end
... more ...I'll never forget the first time we met
... more ...You are not the worst person in the worl
... more ...If I were as ugly as you are, I wouldn't
... more ...I feel sorry for you because you are so
... more ...Yours is a prima facie case of ugliness.
... more ...I know one should judge a man by what he
... more ...I've hated your looks from the stare the
... more ...Don't you need a license to be that ugly
... more ...Moonlight becomes you -- total darkness
... more ...Someone took a photo of you once, but it
... more ...So you finally managed to get the last l
... more ...You should do some soul-searching. Maybe
... more ...The overwhelming power of the sex drive
... more ...I hear you were born on April 2; a day t
... more ...I hope you never get a tetanus shot; may
... more ...I you are in your right mind, I hope you
... more ...If I told you that I have a piece of dir
... more ...Do you want me to accept you as you are,
... more ...If you were a swine, you would be what y
... more ...You say that you are always bright and e
... more ...A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind,
... more ...You're nobody's fool. Let's see if we ca
... more ...They say no woman ever made a fool out o
... more ...You're very smart. You have brains you n
... more ...You're not yourself today. I noticed the
... more ...Eventually, you will get what you asked
... more ...Nice to see you on your feet. Who sent t
... more ...You are so dishonest that I can't even b
... more ...You have a good weapon against muggers -
... more ...You are the answer to my prayer!! I pray
... more ...At least you are not obnoxious like so m
... more ...You have a lot of well-wishers. They wou
... more ...You remind me of Moses. Every time you o
... more ...They say that travel broadens oneself. Y
... more ...Look through your towels and tell us the
... more ...You always have your ear to the ground.
... more ...Heard your family went to a restaurant w
... more ...Before you came along we were hungry. No
... more ...You are pretty as a picture and we'd lov
... more ...You will never be able to live down to y
... more ...Any friend of yours -- is a friend of yo
... more ...Someone said that you are not fit to sle
... more ...I hear you are being accepted into an ex
... more ...I heard you went to have your head exami
... more ...Don't get me wrong. I`m not trying to ma
... more ...This is no battle of wits between you an
... more ...Look, don't go to a mind reader; go to a
... more ...Hey! I know what sign you were born unde
... more ...I hear you were born on a farm. Any more
... more ...We think of you when we are lonely. Then
... more ...Hey, how come even though you are still
... more ...I'd like to break the monotony; where's
... more ...The next time you shave, could you stand
... more ...I hear you are an officer. Your rank is
... more ...You say you are a West Pointer, but you
... more ...You are so fat that I hear you were arre
... more ...Whatever anyone says to you goes in one
... more ...Sure, I've seen people like you before -
... more ...Hi there, I'm a human being! What are yo
... more ...I've seen more life in a down and out's
... more ...You're red shirt goes well with your eye
... more ...Save your breath...You'll need it to blo
... more ...Shouldn't you have a license for being t
... more ...Calling you an idiot would be an insult
... more ...Folk clap when they see you...but they c
... more ...You're about as much use as a Betamax vi
... more ...All day I thought of you....I was at the
... more ...I'd love to ask how old you are, but unf
... more ...You should learn from your parents mista
... more ...He does the work of three men: Curly, La
... more ...Next time you shave, try standing an inc
... more ...If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't
... more ...You've got the perfect weapon against mu
... more ...You got a face only a mother could love.
... more ...I heard that you went to the haunted hou
... more ...Listen, are you always this stupid or ar
... more ...Sure, I'd love to help you out...now, wh
... more ...Anybody who told you to be yourself simp
... more ...I heard you were so cool that you began
... more ...Well, they do say opposites attact...so
... more ...I heard that you changed your mind. So,
... more ...Why don't you slip into something more c
... more ...You started at the bottom...and it's bee
... more ...I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They
... more ...Is your name Maple Syrup? - Well, it dam
... more ...I know what sign you were born under...'
... more ...I'll hit you so hard by the time you com
... more ...I'll hit you so hard you 'll have to tak
... more ...I'll hit you so hard you'll have to unzi
... more ...I'll hit you so hard your kids will be b
... more ...I'll hit you so hard your wife will fall
... more ...You're so dumb you think socialism means
... more ...You're so dumb you think manual labor is
... more ...You're so dumb you think Johnny Cash is
... more ...You're so dumb it takes you an hour and
... more ...You so stupid you probably think Taco Be
... more ...You so dumb you got blonde roots in your
... more ...Your so stupid, that you got fired from
... more ...Your so stupid, that you went to a Clipp
... more ...Your so stupid, that you went to a Whale
... more ...Your so stupid, it takes you an hour to
... more ...She was so ugly... they used to push her
... more ...You're so ugly you'd make a train take a
... more ...You're so ugly when you walk into a bank
... more ...You're so ugly, if you stuck your head o
... more ...You're so ugly if you joined an ugly con
... more ...You're so ugly your face is closed on we
... more ...You're so ugly you could be the poster c
... more ...You're so ugly if my dog looked like you
... more ...You're so ugly when you were born the do
... more ...You're so ugly when you were born, your
... more ...You're so ugly they know what time you w
... more ...She's so ugly she could scare the moss o
... more ...She's so ugly she could scare the chrome
... more ...Your face so so ugly when you cry the te
... more ...Your so ugly, your mother had to feed yo
... more ...Your so ugly, your mother had to tie a s
... more ...You're so fat when you sit around the ho
... more ...You're so fat a picture of you would fal
... more ...You're so fat if you weighed five more p
... more ...You're so fat you get clothes in three s
... more ...You're so fat if you got your shoes shin
... more ...Your so fat, that you have to strap a be
... more ...Your so fat, that you have to use a matt
... more ...Your wife said she liked seafood. So I g
... more ...If I had change for a buck, I could have
... more ...The difference between your mama and a r
... more ...I would have been your dad, but the guy
... more ...You're so skinny, that you use a bandaid
... more ...You're like a light switch, even a littl
... more ...I'm looking forward to the pleasure of y
... more ...When you pass away and people ask me wha
... more ...Well I'll see you in my dreams - if I ea
... more ...I've had many cases of love that were ju
... more ...You're the best at all you do - and all
... more ...Don't you realize that there are enough
... more ...The thing that terrifies me the most is
... more ...When you get run over by a car it should
... more ...All of your ancestors must number in the
... more ...Ever since I saw you in your family tree
... more ...I hear that when you were a child your m
... more ...I hear that when your mother first saw y
... more ...You were born because your mother didn't
... more ...No one should be punished for accident o
... more ...Yours was an unnatural birth; you came f
... more ...You were the answer to a prayer. Your pa
... more ...You're a habit I'd like to kick; with bo
... more ...I hear the only place you're ever invite
... more ...I would like the pleasure of your compan
... more ...You've never been outspoken; no one has
... more ...At your speed you'd better not stop your
... more ...If you ever tax your brain, don't charge
... more ...Don't you have a terribly empty feeling
... more ...You have nothing to fear from my baser i
... more ...It's your life --- but I wish you'd let
... more ...I don't consider you a vulture. I consid
... more ...I think you should live for the moment.
... more ...Man alive! But I wish you weren't.
... more ...I believe in respect for the dead; in fa
... more ...I admire your because I've never had the
... more ...You're acquitting yourself in such a way
... more ...You have a face only a mother could love
... more ...You never strike out blindly; you fail i
... more ...A 10K brain attached to a 9600 baud mout
... more ...A 20th century man... The guy has no fut
... more ...A 3.5-inch drive, but data on punch card
... more ...A black-and-white mind working on a colo
... more ...A brain like a BB in a boxcar / box of C
... more ...A couple of slates short of a full roof.
... more ...A couplet short of a sonnet.
... more ...A cup and saucer short of a place settin
... more ...A day late and a dollar short.
... more ...A deadbolt with a broken cylinder.
... more ...A doughnut short of being a cop.
... more ...A few beads short in her rosary.
... more ...Any similarity between you and a human i
... more ...Anyone who told you to be yourself could
... more ...Are your parents siblings?
... more ...As an outsider, what do you think of the
... more ...Better at sex than anyone; now all he ne
... more ...Calling you stupid would be an insult to
... more ...Did your parents ever ask you to run awa
... more ...Do you ever wonder what life would be li
... more ...Do you want people to accept you as you
... more ...Don't you have a terribly empty feeling
... more ...Do you still love nature, despite what i
... more ...Don't you need a license to be that ugly
... more ...Every girl has the right to be ugly, but
... more ...Go ahead, tell them everything you know.
... more ...Have you considered suing your brains fo
... more ...He has a mind like a steel trap - always
... more ...He is living proof that man can live wit
... more ...He is the kind of a man that you would u
... more ...He's not stupid; he's possessed by a ret
... more ...Here's 20 cents. Call all your friends a
... more ...Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?
... more ...How did you get here? Did someone leave
... more ...I'd like to see things from your point o
... more ...I bet your brain feels as good as new, s
... more ...I bet your mother has a loud bark!
... more ...I could make a monkey out of you, but wh
... more ...I don't consider you a vulture. I consid
... more ...I don't know what makes you so stupid, b
... more ...I don't think you are a fool. But then w
... more ...I hear the only place you're ever invite
... more ...I hear you were born on a farm. Any more
... more ...I heard you got a brain transplant and t
... more ...I heard you went to have your head exami
... more ...I know you are nobody's fool but maybe s
... more ...I thought of you all day today. I was at
... more ...I would ask you how old you are but I kn
... more ...I'd like to help you out. Which way did
... more ...He was happily married - but his wife wa
... more ...Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or wa
... more ...I knew right away that Rock Hudson was g
... more ...I married your mother because I wanted c
... more ...Actually, I never liked Dylan's kind of
... more ...Here lies my wife: here let her lie !
... more ...Now she's at rest and so am I
... more ...If people don't sit at Chaplin's feet, h
... more ...He emits an air of overwhelming vanity c
... more ...The biggest no-talent I ever worked with
... more ...The stupid person's idea of a clever per
... more ...It is only too easy to catch people's at
... more ...If you don't want to give people a bad n
... more ...Is your name Laryngitis? You're a pain i
... more ...Is your name Dan Druff? You get into peo
... more ...I hear you pick your friends -- to piece
... more ...I bet your brain feels as good as new, s
... more ...They say that two heads are better than
... more ...You should toss out more of your funny r
... more ...People can't say that you have absolutel
... more ...You must have a low opinion of people if
... more ...I wish you were all here. I don't like t
... more ...If we were to kill everybody who hates y
... more ...Even your best friend cheats on you and
... more ...I don't think you are a fool. But then,
... more ...Nobody says that you are dumb. They just
... more ...People say that you are the perfect idio
... more ...Ordinarily people live and learn. You ju
... more ...The mind reader had a very busy day toda
... more ...I thought of you all day today when I wa
... more ...When you talk, other people get hoarse j
... more ...I would say that you are barking up the
... more ...I reprimanded my brother for mimicking y
... more ...I'm very careful of how I express my opi
... more ...I don't hold your behavior against you b
... more ...Would you like to replace my business pa
... more ...People say that you are outspoken, but n
... more ...Your conversation is like the waves of t
... more ...We can always tell when you are lying. Y
... more ...When you get to the men`s room, you will
... more ...Pay no heed to it. Go right on in.
... more ...The only things you ever make are mistak
... more ...You always manage to keep your neck abov
... more ...All that you are you owe to your parents
... more ...I heard you have hair on your chest, and
... more ...No one should be punished for accident o
... more ...There was something about you that I lik
... more ...Sit down and give your mind a rest.
... more ...I heard you got a brain transplant and t
... more ...I think you should live for the moment.
... more ...Man alive! But I wish you weren't.
... more ...I believe in respect for the dead; in fa
... more ...Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be,
... more ...You spent so much time trying to get rid
... more ...You are the kind of person who, when one
... more ...I'm looking forward to the pleasure of y
... more ...There are several people in this world t
... more ...All of your girlfriends kiss you with th
... more ...I hear that when your mother first saw y
... more ...Yours was an unnatural birth; you came f
... more ...You have nothing to fear from my base in
... more ...It's your life -- but I wish you'd let u
... more ...Hey, act your age -- senile!
... more ...I've had many cases of love that were ju
... more ...You're the best at all you do -- and all
... more ...In the dictionary under the word, "stupi
... more ...We know you could not live without us. W
... more ...We do not complain about your shortcomin
... more ...Don't you realize that there are enough
... more ...The thing that terrifies me the most is
... more ...When you get run over by a car, it shoul
... more ...We hear you are a lady killer. They take
... more ...We heard that when you ran away from hom
... more ...You have a good family tree, but the cro
... more ...I don't consider you a vulture. I consid
... more ...Is your name Amazon? You`re so wide at t
... more ...You are a man who always sticks by his c
... more ...A dope you are and dope will remain.
Co
... more ...You add to, not diminish, pain!
... more ...We know that you would go to the end of
... more ...Your family tree is good, but you are th
... more ...We all spring from apes, but you didn't
... more ...It cost me five thousand dollars to look
... more ...Lets play house. You be the door and I'l
... more ...I hear you are a real humanitarian. You
... more ...I hear you are connected to the Police D
... more ...Hello -- tall, dark and obnoxious!
... more ...You remind me of the ocean -- you make m
... more ...You should have been born in the Dark Ag
... more ...All of your ancestors must number in the
... more ...Ever since I saw you in your family tree
... more ...I hear that when you were a child your m
... more ...They just invented a new coffin just for
... more ...After hearing you talk, I now know that
... more ...You are so two-faced that any woman who
... more ...I always wanted to be a trouble-shooter,
... more ...For two cents, I`d give you a piece of m
... more ...You are the only person I've ever met wh
... more ...You have no trouble making ends meet. Yo
... more ...I heard you went to see the doctor and t
... more ...I think Mother Nature really hates you b
... more ...You must be the arithmetic man -- you ad
... more ...Some people are has-beens. You are a nev
... more ...You started at the bottom -- and it's be
... more ...You are so boring that you can't even en
... more ...I don't mind that you are talking so lon
... more ...I heard that you were born, your father
... more ...I used to think that you were a big pain
... more ...You must have gotten up on the wrong sid
... more ...I would ask you how old you are, but I k
... more ...In the next life, you'll blaze a way for
... more ...You are master in your own house -- the
... more ...When you die, I'd like to go to your fun
... more ...You make me believe in reincarnation. No
... more ...Believe me, I don't want to make a monke
... more ...I hear you are very kind to animals, so
... more ...Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm int
... more ...Some day you will find yourself -- and w
... more ...People clap when they see you -- their h
... more ...Whatever is eating you -- must be suffer
... more ...Why don't you go to the library and brus
... more ...I hear you changed your mind! What did y
... more ...You have an inferiority complex -- and i
... more ...You are not as bad as people say -- you
... more ...Do you have to leave so soon? I was abou
... more ...I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some othe
... more ...Whom am I calling "stupid"? I don't know
... more ...Take a vacation; go to Club Dead.
... more ...Your mouth is getting too big for your m
... more ...You are as strong as an ox and almost as
... more ...You are living proof of reincarnation. N
... more ...You grow on people -- like a wart!
... more ...You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. N
... more ...You are down to earth, but not quite far
... more ...If you were twice as smart, you'd still
... more ...I know you are nobody's fool, but maybe
... more ...You were the answer to a prayer. Your pa
... more ...I hear the only place you're ever invite
... more ...I would like the pleasure of your compan
... more ...You've never been outspoken; no one has
... more ...At your speed, you'd better not stop you
... more ...If you ever tax your brain, don't charge
... more ...Don't you have a terribly empty feeling
... more ...What's the latest dope -- besides you?
... more ...I heard that they tried to take an X-ray
... more ...You don't believe in being artificial. Y
... more ...When people cut their fingers you cry ov
... more ...Hey, I heard you went to the butcher and
... more ...If I said anything to you that I should
... more ...You were born because your mother didn't
... more ...I admire you because I've never had the
... more ...You're acquitting yourself in such a way
... more ...You have a face only a mother could love
... more ...You never strike out blindly; you fail i
... more ...They say opposites attract. I hope you m
... more ...We know that you would give your life fo
... more ...When you pass away and people ask me wha
... more ...Well, I'll see you in my dreams -- if I
... more ...Hey, I remember you when you had only on
... more ...Anyone who told you to be yourself could
... more ...Let's play horse. I'll be the front end
... more ...I'll never forget the first time we met
... more ...You are not the worst person in the worl
... more ...If I were as ugly as you are, I wouldn't
... more ...I feel sorry for you because you are so
... more ...Yours is a prima facie case of ugliness.
... more ...I know one should judge a man by what he
... more ...I've hated your looks from the stare the
... more ...Don't you need a license to be that ugly
... more ...Moonlight becomes you -- total darkness
... more ...Someone took a photo of you once, but it
... more ...So you finally managed to get the last l
... more ...You should do some soul-searching. Maybe
... more ...The overwhelming power of the sex drive
... more ...I hear you were born on April 2; a day t
... more ...I hope you never get a tetanus shot; may
... more ...I you are in your right mind, I hope you
... more ...If I told you that I have a piece of dir
... more ...Do you want me to accept you as you are,
... more ...If you were a swine, you would be what y
... more ...You say that you are always bright and e
... more ...A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind,
... more ...You're nobody's fool. Let's see if we ca
... more ...They say no woman ever made a fool out o
... more ...You're very smart. You have brains you n
... more ...You're not yourself today. I noticed the
... more ...Eventually, you will get what you asked
... more ...Nice to see you on your feet. Who sent t
... more ...You are so dishonest that I can't even b
... more ...You have a good weapon against muggers -
... more ...You are the answer to my prayer!! I pray
... more ...At least you are not obnoxious like so m
... more ...You have a lot of well-wishers. They wou
... more ...You remind me of Moses. Every time you o
... more ...They say that travel broadens oneself. Y
... more ...Look through your towels and tell us the
... more ...You always have your ear to the ground.
... more ...Heard your family went to a restaurant w
... more ...Before you came along we were hungry. No
... more ...You are pretty as a picture and we'd lov
... more ...You will never be able to live down to y
... more ...Any friend of yours -- is a friend of yo
... more ...Someone said that you are not fit to sle
... more ...I hear you are being accepted into an ex
... more ...I heard you went to have your head exami
... more ...Don't get me wrong. I`m not trying to ma
... more ...This is no battle of wits between you an
... more ...Look, don't go to a mind reader; go to a
... more ...Hey! I know what sign you were born unde
... more ...I hear you were born on a farm. Any more
... more ...We think of you when we are lonely. Then
... more ...Hey, how come even though you are still
... more ...I'd like to break the monotony; where's
... more ...The next time you shave, could you stand
... more ...I hear you are an officer. Your rank is
... more ...You say you are a West Pointer, but you
... more ...You are so fat that I hear you were arre
... more ...Whatever anyone says to you goes in one
... more ...Sure, I've seen people like you before -
... more ...Hi there, I'm a human being! What are yo
... more ...I've seen more life in a down and out's
... more ...You're red shirt goes well with your eye
... more ...Save your breath...You'll need it to blo
... more ...Shouldn't you have a license for being t
... more ...Calling you an idiot would be an insult
... more ...Folk clap when they see you...but they c
... more ...You're about as much use as a Betamax vi
... more ...All day I thought of you....I was at the
... more ...I'd love to ask how old you are, but unf
... more ...You should learn from your parents mista
... more ...He does the work of three men: Curly, La
... more ...Next time you shave, try standing an inc
... more ...If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't
... more ...You've got the perfect weapon against mu
... more ...You got a face only a mother could love.
... more ...I heard that you went to the haunted hou
... more ...Listen, are you always this stupid or ar
... more ...Sure, I'd love to help you out...now, wh
... more ...Anybody who told you to be yourself simp
... more ...I heard you were so cool that you began
... more ...Well, they do say opposites attact...so
... more ...I heard that you changed your mind. So,
... more ...Why don't you slip into something more c
... more ...You started at the bottom...and it's bee
... more ...I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They
... more ...Is your name Maple Syrup? - Well, it dam
... more ...I know what sign you were born under...'
... more ...I'll hit you so hard by the time you com
... more ...I'll hit you so hard you 'll have to tak
... more ...I'll hit you so hard you'll have to unzi
... more ...I'll hit you so hard your kids will be b
... more ...I'll hit you so hard your wife will fall
... more ...You're so dumb you think socialism means
... more ...You're so dumb you think manual labor is
... more ...You're so dumb you think Johnny Cash is
... more ...You're so dumb it takes you an hour and
... more ...You so stupid you probably think Taco Be
... more ...You so dumb you got blonde roots in your
... more ...Your so stupid, that you got fired from
... more ...Your so stupid, that you went to a Clipp
... more ...Your so stupid, that you went to a Whale
... more ...Your so stupid, it takes you an hour to
... more ...She was so ugly... they used to push her
... more ...You're so ugly you'd make a train take a
... more ...You're so ugly when you walk into a bank
... more ...You're so ugly, if you stuck your head o
... more ...You're so ugly if you joined an ugly con
... more ...You're so ugly your face is closed on we
... more ...You're so ugly you could be the poster c
... more ...You're so ugly if my dog looked like you
... more ...You're so ugly when you were born the do
... more ...You're so ugly when you were born, your
... more ...You're so ugly they know what time you w
... more ...She's so ugly she could scare the moss o
... more ...She's so ugly she could scare the chrome
... more ...Your face so so ugly when you cry the te
... more ...Your so ugly, your mother had to feed yo
... more ...Your so ugly, your mother had to tie a s
... more ...You're so fat when you sit around the ho
... more ...You're so fat a picture of you would fal
... more ...You're so fat if you weighed five more p
... more ...You're so fat you get clothes in three s
... more ...You're so fat if you got your shoes shin
... more ...Your so fat, that you have to strap a be
... more ...Your so fat, that you have to use a matt
... more ...Your wife said she liked seafood. So I g
... more ...If I had change for a buck, I could have
... more ...The difference between your mama and a r
... more ...I would have been your dad, but the guy
... more ...You're so skinny, that you use a bandaid
... more ...You're like a light switch, even a littl
... more ...I'm looking forward to the pleasure of y
... more ...When you pass away and people ask me wha
... more ...Well I'll see you in my dreams - if I ea
... more ...I've had many cases of love that were ju
... more ...You're the best at all you do - and all
... more ...Don't you realize that there are enough
... more ...The thing that terrifies me the most is
... more ...When you get run over by a car it should
... more ...All of your ancestors must number in the
... more ...Ever since I saw you in your family tree
... more ...I hear that when you were a child your m
... more ...I hear that when your mother first saw y
... more ...You were born because your mother didn't
... more ...No one should be punished for accident o
... more ...Yours was an unnatural birth; you came f
... more ...You were the answer to a prayer. Your pa
... more ...You're a habit I'd like to kick; with bo
... more ...I hear the only place you're ever invite
... more ...I would like the pleasure of your compan
... more ...You've never been outspoken; no one has
... more ...At your speed you'd better not stop your
... more ...If you ever tax your brain, don't charge
... more ...Don't you have a terribly empty feeling
... more ...You have nothing to fear from my baser i
... more ...It's your life --- but I wish you'd let
... more ...I don't consider you a vulture. I consid
... more ...I think you should live for the moment.
... more ...Man alive! But I wish you weren't.
... more ...I believe in respect for the dead; in fa
... more ...I admire your because I've never had the
... more ...You're acquitting yourself in such a way
... more ...You have a face only a mother could love
... more ...You never strike out blindly; you fail i
... more ...A 10K brain attached to a 9600 baud mout
... more ...A 20th century man... The guy has no fut
... more ...A 3.5-inch drive, but data on punch card
... more ...A black-and-white mind working on a colo
... more ...A brain like a BB in a boxcar / box of C
... more ...A couple of slates short of a full roof.
... more ...A couplet short of a sonnet.
... more ...A cup and saucer short of a place settin
... more ...A day late and a dollar short.
... more ...A deadbolt with a broken cylinder.
... more ...A doughnut short of being a cop.
... more ...A few beads short in her rosary.
... more ...Any similarity between you and a human i
... more ...Anyone who told you to be yourself could
... more ...Are your parents siblings?
... more ...As an outsider, what do you think of the
... more ...Better at sex than anyone; now all he ne
... more ...Calling you stupid would be an insult to
... more ...Did your parents ever ask you to run awa
... more ...Do you ever wonder what life would be li
... more ...Do you want people to accept you as you
... more ...Don't you have a terribly empty feeling
... more ...Do you still love nature, despite what i
... more ...Don't you need a license to be that ugly
... more ...Every girl has the right to be ugly, but
... more ...Go ahead, tell them everything you know.
... more ...Have you considered suing your brains fo
... more ...He has a mind like a steel trap - always
... more ...He is living proof that man can live wit
... more ...He is the kind of a man that you would u
... more ...He's not stupid; he's possessed by a ret
... more ...Here's 20 cents. Call all your friends a
... more ...Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?
... more ...How did you get here? Did someone leave
... more ...I'd like to see things from your point o
... more ...I bet your brain feels as good as new, s
... more ...I bet your mother has a loud bark!
... more ...I could make a monkey out of you, but wh
... more ...I don't consider you a vulture. I consid
... more ...I don't know what makes you so stupid, b
... more ...I don't think you are a fool. But then w
... more ...I hear the only place you're ever invite
... more ...I hear you were born on a farm. Any more
... more ...I heard you got a brain transplant and t
... more ...I heard you went to have your head exami
... more ...I know you are nobody's fool but maybe s
... more ...I thought of you all day today. I was at
... more ...I would ask you how old you are but I kn
... more ...I'd like to help you out. Which way did
... more ...I'd like to leave you with one thought..
... more ...I'd love to go out with you, but my favo
... more ...I'll never forget the first time we met
... more ...I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some othe
... more ...I've seen people like you before, but I
... more ...If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd c
... more ...If ignorance is bliss, you must be the h
... more ...If we were to kill everybody who hates y
... more ...If what you don't know can't hurt you, s
... more ...If you stand close enough to him, you ca
... more ...If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't
... more ...Keep talking, someday you'll say somethi
... more ...Learn from your parents' mistakes - use
... more ...Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken
... more ...So, a thought crossed your mind? Must ha
... more ...Some day you will find yourself - and wi
... more ...There is no vaccine against stupidity.
... more ...Yo momma armpits so hairy looks like she
... more ...Yo momma house so small her washcloth ma
... more ...Yo momma house so small the doormat just
... more ...Yo momma like Betty Crocker icing: Alway
... more ...Yo momma like Chinese food: Sweet sour a
... more ...Yo momma like Crazy Eddie: She's practic
... more ...Yo momma like a 7-11. On every corner an
... more ...Yo momma like a 7-UP: Never had it never
... more ...Yo momma like a Christmas tree: Everybod
... more ...Yo momma like a Denny's: Open 24 hours.
... more ...Yo momma like a Toyota: "Oh what a feeli
... more ...Yo momma like a birthday cake: Everybody
... more ...Yo momma like a bowling ball: You can fi
... more ...Yo momma like a bubble gum machine: 25 c
... more ...Yo momma like a bus: Fifty cents and she
... more ...Yo momma like a bus: Guys climb on and o
... more ...Yo momma like a catsup bottle: Everyone
... more ...Yo momma like a door knob: Everyone gets
... more ...Yo momma like a goalie: Changes pads aft
... more ...Yo momma like a golf course: Everyone ge
... more ...Yo momma like a race car: She's always b
... more ...Yo momma like a railroad track: Gets lai
... more ...Yo momma like a refrigerator: Everyone p
... more ...Yo momma like a revolving door: Everyone
... more ...Yo momma like a screen door: After a cou
... more ...Yo momma like a shotgun: Give her a cock
... more ...Yo momma like a smokehouse: Always full
... more ...Yo momma like a stamp: You lick her stic
... more ...Yo momma like a stop sign: She's on ever
... more ...Yo momma like a vacuum cleaner: A real g
... more ...Yo momma like a video game: Four men for
... more ...Yo momma like an Orange Crush: "Good Vib
... more ...Yo momma like an ice cream cone: Everyon
... more ...Yo momma like mustard: She spreads easy.
... more ...Yo momma like potato chips: Fri-to Lay.
... more ...Yo momma like the Pillsbury doughboy: Ev
... more ...Yo momma like the Stay Puffed Marshmallo
... more ...Yo momma pubic hair is so nappy the crab
... more ...Yo momma pussy so dry the crabs carry ca
... more ...Yo momma so generous that she would give
... more ...Yo momma so nasty when your daddy ate he
... more ...Yo momma so poor she was kickin a can, a
... more ...Yo momma so pretty that I would love to
... more ...Yo momma so short she trips on spit.
... more ...Yo momma so small she gotta hang glide o
... more ...Yo momma so stinky she can knock a buzza
... more ...Yo momma so stinky she make Right Guard
... more ...You may be a beauiful person on the insi
... more ...Your so stupid you got locked in a groce
... more ...You could make a fortune helping people
... more ...Your so fat when you go to Sea World the
... more ...Can I borrow your head for my rock garde
... more ...Your so fat when you go to theme parks y
... more ...The last time I saw a face like yours I
... more ...Your so dumb you spent two weeks in a re
... more ...Your so ugly, when you were born your mo
... more ...Who wears your GOOD clothes?
... more ...Who wears your CLEAN clothes?
... more ...You better hide, the garbage collector i
... more ...Your so bald, when you wear a turtle nec
... more ...It's impossible to believe that the sper
... more ...The wheel is turning but the hamster is
... more ...If this student were any more stupid, he
... more ...The gates are down, the lights are flash
... more ...When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she
... more ...The student has a "full six-pack" but la
... more ...He was happily married - but his wife wa
... more ...Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or wa
... more ...I knew right away that Rock Hudson was g
... more ...I married your mother because I wanted c
... more ...Actually, I never liked Dylan's kind of
... more ...Here lies my wife: here let her lie !
... more ...Now she's at rest and so am I
... more ...If people don't sit at Chaplin's feet, h
... more ...He emits an air of overwhelming vanity c
... more ...The biggest no-talent I ever worked with
... more ...The stupid person's idea of a clever per
... more ...It is only too easy to catch people's at
... more ...If you don't want to give people a bad n
... more ...Is your name Laryngitis? You're a pain i
... more ...Is your name Dan Druff? You get into peo
... more ...I hear you pick your friends -- to piece
... more ...I bet your brain feels as good as new, s
... more ...They say that two heads are better than
... more ...You should toss out more of your funny r
... more ...People can't say that you have absolutel
... more ...You must have a low opinion of people if
... more ...I wish you were all here. I don't like t
... more ...If we were to kill everybody who hates y
... more ...Even your best friend cheats on you and
... more ...I don't think you are a fool. But then,
... more ...Nobody says that you are dumb. They just
... more ...People say that you are the perfect idio
... more ...Ordinarily people live and learn. You ju
... more ...The mind reader had a very busy day toda
... more ...I thought of you all day today when I wa
... more ...When you talk, other people get hoarse j
... more ...I would say that you are barking up the
... more ...I reprimanded my brother for mimicking y
... more ...I'm very careful of how I express my opi
... more ...I don't hold your behavior against you b
... more ...Would you like to replace my business pa
... more ...People say that you are outspoken, but n
... more ...Your conversation is like the waves of t
... more ...We can always tell when you are lying. Y
... more ...When you get to the men`s room, you will
... more ...Pay no heed to it. Go right on in.
... more ...The only things you ever make are mistak
... more ...You always manage to keep your neck abov
... more ...All that you are you owe to your parents
... more ...I heard you have hair on your chest, and
... more ...No one should be punished for accident o
... more ...There was something about you that I lik
... more ...Sit down and give your mind a rest.
... more ...I heard you got a brain transplant and t
... more ...I think you should live for the moment.
... more ...Man alive! But I wish you weren't.
... more ...I believe in respect for the dead; in fa
... more ...Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be,
... more ...You spent so much time trying to get rid
... more ...You are the kind of person who, when one
... more ...I'm looking forward to the pleasure of y
... more ...There are several people in this world t
... more ...All of your girlfriends kiss you with th
... more ...I hear that when your mother first saw y
... more ...Yours was an unnatural birth; you came f
... more ...You have nothing to fear from my base in
... more ...It's your life -- but I wish you'd let u
... more ...Hey, act your age -- senile!
... more ...I've had many cases of love that were ju
... more ...You're the best at all you do -- and all
... more ...In the dictionary under the word, "stupi
... more ...We know you could not live without us. W
... more ...We do not complain about your shortcomin
... more ...Don't you realize that there are enough
... more ...The thing that terrifies me the most is
... more ...When you get run over by a car, it shoul
... more ...We hear you are a lady killer. They take
... more ...We heard that when you ran away from hom
... more ...You have a good family tree, but the cro
... more ...I don't consider you a vulture. I consid
... more ...Is your name Amazon? You`re so wide at t
... more ...You are a man who always sticks by his c
... more ...A dope you are and dope will remain.
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... more ...You add to, not diminish, pain!
... more ...We know that you would go to the end of
... more ...Your family tree is good, but you are th
... more ...We all spring from apes, but you didn't
... more ...It cost me five thousand dollars to look
... more ...Lets play house. You be the door and I'l
... more ...I hear you are a real humanitarian. You
... more ...I hear you are connected to the Police D
... more ...Hello -- tall, dark and obnoxious!
... more ...You remind me of the ocean -- you make m
... more ...You should have been born in the Dark Ag
... more ...All of your ancestors must number in the
... more ...Ever since I saw you in your family tree
... more ...I hear that when you were a child your m
... more ...They just invented a new coffin just for
... more ...After hearing you talk, I now know that
... more ...You are so two-faced that any woman who
... more ...I always wanted to be a trouble-shooter,
... more ...For two cents, I`d give you a piece of m
... more ...You are the only person I've ever met wh
... more ...You have no trouble making ends meet. Yo
... more ...I heard you went to see the doctor and t
... more ...I think Mother Nature really hates you b
... more ...You must be the arithmetic man -- you ad
... more ...Some people are has-beens. You are a nev
... more ...You started at the bottom -- and it's be
... more ...You are so boring that you can't even en
... more ...I don't mind that you are talking so lon
... more ...I heard that you were born, your father
... more ...I used to think that you were a big pain
... more ...You must have gotten up on the wrong sid
... more ...I would ask you how old you are, but I k
... more ...In the next life, you'll blaze a way for
... more ...You are master in your own house -- the
... more ...When you die, I'd like to go to your fun
... more ...You make me believe in reincarnation. No
... more ...Believe me, I don't want to make a monke
... more ...I hear you are very kind to animals, so
... more ...Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm int
... more ...Some day you will find yourself -- and w
... more ...People clap when they see you -- their h
... more ...Whatever is eating you -- must be suffer
... more ...Why don't you go to the library and brus
... more ...I hear you changed your mind! What did y
... more ...You have an inferiority complex -- and i
... more ...You are not as bad as people say -- you
... more ...Do you have to leave so soon? I was abou
... more ...I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some othe
... more ...Whom am I calling "stupid"? I don't know
... more ...Take a vacation; go to Club Dead.
... more ...Your mouth is getting too big for your m
... more ...You are as strong as an ox and almost as
... more ...You are living proof of reincarnation. N
... more ...You grow on people -- like a wart!
... more ...You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. N
... more ...You are down to earth, but not quite far
... more ...If you were twice as smart, you'd still
... more ...I know you are nobody's fool, but maybe
... more ...You were the answer to a prayer. Your pa
... more ...I hear the only place you're ever invite
... more ...I would like the pleasure of your compan
... more ...You've never been outspoken; no one has
... more ...At your speed, you'd better not stop you
... more ...If you ever tax your brain, don't charge
... more ...Don't you have a terribly empty feeling
... more ...What's the latest dope -- besides you?
... more ...I heard that they tried to take an X-ray
... more ...You don't believe in being artificial. Y
... more ...When people cut their fingers you cry ov
... more ...Hey, I heard you went to the butcher and
... more ...If I said anything to you that I should
... more ...You were born because your mother didn't
... more ...I admire you because I've never had the
... more ...You're acquitting yourself in such a way
... more ...You have a face only a mother could love
... more ...You never strike out blindly; you fail i
... more ...They say opposites attract. I hope you m
... more ...We know that you would give your life fo
... more ...When you pass away and people ask me wha
... more ...Well, I'll see you in my dreams -- if I
... more ...Hey, I remember you when you had only on
... more ...Anyone who told you to be yourself could
... more ...Let's play horse. I'll be the front end
... more ...I'll never forget the first time we met
... more ...You are not the worst person in the worl
... more ...If I were as ugly as you are, I wouldn't
... more ...I feel sorry for you because you are so
... more ...Yours is a prima facie case of ugliness.
... more ...I know one should judge a man by what he
... more ...I've hated your looks from the stare the
... more ...Don't you need a license to be that ugly
... more ...Moonlight becomes you -- total darkness
... more ...Someone took a photo of you once, but it
... more ...So you finally managed to get the last l
... more ...You should do some soul-searching. Maybe
... more ...The overwhelming power of the sex drive
... more ...I hear you were born on April 2; a day t
... more ...I hope you never get a tetanus shot; may
... more ...I you are in your right mind, I hope you
... more ...If I told you that I have a piece of dir
... more ...Do you want me to accept you as you are,
... more ...If you were a swine, you would be what y
... more ...You say that you are always bright and e
... more ...A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind,
... more ...You're nobody's fool. Let's see if we ca
... more ...They say no woman ever made a fool out o
... more ...You're very smart. You have brains you n
... more ...You're not yourself today. I noticed the
... more ...Eventually, you will get what you asked
... more ...Nice to see you on your feet. Who sent t
... more ...You are so dishonest that I can't even b
... more ...You have a good weapon against muggers -
... more ...You are the answer to my prayer!! I pray
... more ...At least you are not obnoxious like so m
... more ...You have a lot of well-wishers. They wou
... more ...You remind me of Moses. Every time you o
... more ...They say that travel broadens oneself. Y
... more ...Look through your towels and tell us the
... more ...You always have your ear to the ground.
... more ...Heard your family went to a restaurant w
... more ...Before you came along we were hungry. No
... more ...You are pretty as a picture and we'd lov
... more ...You will never be able to live down to y
... more ...Any friend of yours -- is a friend of yo
... more ...Someone said that you are not fit to sle
... more ...I hear you are being accepted into an ex
... more ...I heard you went to have your head exami
... more ...Don't get me wrong. I`m not trying to ma
... more ...This is no battle of wits between you an
... more ...Look, don't go to a mind reader; go to a
... more ...Hey! I know what sign you were born unde
... more ...I hear you were born on a farm. Any more
... more ...We think of you when we are lonely. Then
... more ...Hey, how come even though you are still
... more ...I'd like to break the monotony; where's
... more ...The next time you shave, could you stand
... more ...I hear you are an officer. Your rank is
... more ...You say you are a West Pointer, but you
... more ...You are so fat that I hear you were arre
... more ...Whatever anyone says to you goes in one
... more ...Sure, I've seen people like you before -
... more ...Hi there, I'm a human being! What are yo
... more ...I've seen more life in a down and out's
... more ...You're red shirt goes well with your eye
... more ...Save your breath...You'll need it to blo
... more ...Shouldn't you have a license for being t
... more ...Calling you an idiot would be an insult
... more ...Folk clap when they see you...but they c
... more ...You're about as much use as a Betamax vi
... more ...All day I thought of you....I was at the
... more ...I'd love to ask how old you are, but unf
... more ...You should learn from your parents mista
... more ...He does the work of three men: Curly, La
... more ...Next time you shave, try standing an inc
... more ...If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't
... more ...You've got the perfect weapon against mu
... more ...You got a face only a mother could love.
... more ...I heard that you went to the haunted hou
... more ...Listen, are you always this stupid or ar
... more ...Sure, I'd love to help you out...now, wh
... more ...Anybody who told you to be yourself simp
... more ...I heard you were so cool that you began
... more ...Well, they do say opposites attact...so
... more ...I heard that you changed your mind. So,
... more ...Why don't you slip into something more c
... more ...You started at the bottom...and it's bee
... more ...I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They
... more ...Is your name Maple Syrup? - Well, it dam
... more ...I know what sign you were born under...'
... more ...I'll hit you so hard by the time you com
... more ...I'll hit you so hard you 'll have to tak
... more ...I'll hit you so hard you'll have to unzi
... more ...I'll hit you so hard your kids will be b
... more ...I'll hit you so hard your wife will fall
... more ...You're so dumb you think socialism means
... more ...You're so dumb you think manual labor is
... more ...You're so dumb you think Johnny Cash is
... more ...You're so dumb it takes you an hour and
... more ...You so stupid you probably think Taco Be
... more ...You so dumb you got blonde roots in your
... more ...Your so stupid, that you got fired from
... more ...Your so stupid, that you went to a Clipp
... more ...Your so stupid, that you went to a Whale
... more ...Your so stupid, it takes you an hour to
... more ...She was so ugly... they used to push her
... more ...You're so ugly you'd make a train take a
... more ...You're so ugly when you walk into a bank
... more ...You're so ugly, if you stuck your head o
... more ...You're so ugly if you joined an ugly con
... more ...You're so ugly your face is closed on we
... more ...You're so ugly you could be the poster c
... more ...You're so ugly if my dog looked like you
... more ...You're so ugly when you were born the do
... more ...You're so ugly when you were born, your
... more ...You're so ugly they know what time you w
... more ...She's so ugly she could scare the moss o
... more ...She's so ugly she could scare the chrome
... more ...Your face so so ugly when you cry the te
... more ...Your so ugly, your mother had to feed yo
... more ...Your so ugly, your mother had to tie a s
... more ...You're so fat when you sit around the ho
... more ...You're so fat a picture of you would fal
... more ...You're so fat if you weighed five more p
... more ...You're so fat you get clothes in three s
... more ...You're so fat if you got your shoes shin
... more ...Your so fat, that you have to strap a be
... more ...Your so fat, that you have to use a matt
... more ...Your wife said she liked seafood. So I g
... more ...If I had change for a buck, I could have
... more ...The difference between your mama and a r
... more ...I would have been your dad, but the guy
... more ...You're so skinny, that you use a bandaid
... more ...You're like a light switch, even a littl
... more ...I'm looking forward to the pleasure of y
... more ...When you pass away and people ask me wha
... more ...Well I'll see you in my dreams - if I ea
... more ...I've had many cases of love that were ju
... more ...You're the best at all you do - and all
... more ...Don't you realize that there are enough
... more ...The thing that terrifies me the most is
... more ...When you get run over by a car it should
... more ...All of your ancestors must number in the
... more ...Ever since I saw you in your family tree
... more ...I hear that when you were a child your m
... more ...I hear that when your mother first saw y
... more ...You were born because your mother didn't
... more ...No one should be punished for accident o
... more ...Yours was an unnatural birth; you came f
... more ...You were the answer to a prayer. Your pa
... more ...You're a habit I'd like to kick; with bo
... more ...I hear the only place you're ever invite
... more ...I would like the pleasure of your compan
... more ...You've never been outspoken; no one has
... more ...At your speed you'd better not stop your
... more ...If you ever tax your brain, don't charge
... more ...Don't you have a terribly empty feeling
... more ...You have nothing to fear from my baser i
... more ...It's your life --- but I wish you'd let
... more ...I don't consider you a vulture. I consid
... more ...I think you should live for the moment.
... more ...Man alive! But I wish you weren't.
... more ...I believe in respect for the dead; in fa
... more ...I admire your because I've never had the
... more ...You're acquitting yourself in such a way
... more ...You have a face only a mother could love
... more ...You never strike out blindly; you fail i
... more ...A 10K brain attached to a 9600 baud mout
... more ...A 20th century man... The guy has no fut
... more ...A 3.5-inch drive, but data on punch card
... more ...A black-and-white mind working on a colo
... more ...A brain like a BB in a boxcar / box of C
... more ...A couple of slates short of a full roof.
... more ...A couplet short of a sonnet.
... more ...A cup and saucer short of a place settin
... more ...A day late and a dollar short.
... more ...A deadbolt with a broken cylinder.
... more ...A doughnut short of being a cop.
... more ...A few beads short in her rosary.
... more ...Any similarity between you and a human i
... more ...Anyone who told you to be yourself could
... more ...Are your parents siblings?
... more ...As an outsider, what do you think of the
... more ...Better at sex than anyone; now all he ne
... more ...Calling you stupid would be an insult to
... more ...Did your parents ever ask you to run awa
... more ...Do you ever wonder what life would be li
... more ...Do you want people to accept you as you
... more ...Don't you have a terribly empty feeling
... more ...Do you still love nature, despite what i
... more ...Don't you need a license to be that ugly
... more ...Every girl has the right to be ugly, but
... more ...Go ahead, tell them everything you know.
... more ...Have you considered suing your brains fo
... more ...He has a mind like a steel trap - always
... more ...He is living proof that man can live wit
... more ...He is the kind of a man that you would u
... more ...He's not stupid; he's possessed by a ret
... more ...Here's 20 cents. Call all your friends a
... more ...Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?
... more ...How did you get here? Did someone leave
... more ...I'd like to see things from your point o
... more ...I bet your brain feels as good as new, s
... more ...I bet your mother has a loud bark!
... more ...I could make a monkey out of you, but wh
... more ...I don't consider you a vulture. I consid
... more ...I don't know what makes you so stupid, b
... more ...I don't think you are a fool. But then w
... more ...I hear the only place you're ever invite
... more ...I hear you were born on a farm. Any more
... more ...I heard you got a brain transplant and t
... more ...I heard you went to have your head exami
... more ...I know you are nobody's fool but maybe s
... more ...I thought of you all day today. I was at
... more ...I would ask you how old you are but I kn
... more ...I'd like to help you out. Which way did
... more ...I'd like to leave you with one thought..
... more ...I'd love to go out with you, but my favo
... more ...I'll never forget the first time we met
... more ...I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some othe
... more ...I've seen people like you before, but I
... more ...If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd c
... more ...If ignorance is bliss, you must be the h
... more ...If we were to kill everybody who hates y
... more ...If what you don't know can't hurt you, s
... more ...If you stand close enough to him, you ca
... more ...If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't
... more ...Keep talking, someday you'll say somethi
... more ...Learn from your parents' mistakes - use
... more ...Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken
... more ...So, a thought crossed your mind? Must ha
... more ...Some day you will find yourself - and wi
... more ...There is no vaccine against stupidity.
... more ...Yo momma armpits so hairy looks like she
... more ...Yo momma house so small her washcloth ma
... more ...Yo momma house so small the doormat just
... more ...Yo momma like Betty Crocker icing: Alway
... more ...Yo momma like Chinese food: Sweet sour a
... more ...Yo momma like Crazy Eddie: She's practic
... more ...Yo momma like a 7-11. On every corner an
... more ...Yo momma like a 7-UP: Never had it never
... more ...Yo momma like a Christmas tree: Everybod
... more ...Yo momma like a Denny's: Open 24 hours.
... more ...Yo momma like a Toyota: "Oh what a feeli
... more ...Yo momma like a birthday cake: Everybody
... more ...Yo momma like a bowling ball: You can fi
... more ...Yo momma like a bubble gum machine: 25 c
... more ...Yo momma like a bus: Fifty cents and she
... more ...Yo momma like a bus: Guys climb on and o
... more ...Yo momma like a catsup bottle: Everyone
... more ...Yo momma like a door knob: Everyone gets
... more ...Yo momma like a goalie: Changes pads aft
... more ...Yo momma like a golf course: Everyone ge
... more ...Yo momma like a race car: She's always b
... more ...Yo momma like a railroad track: Gets lai
... more ...Yo momma like a refrigerator: Everyone p
... more ...Yo momma like a revolving door: Everyone
... more ...Yo momma like a screen door: After a cou
... more ...Yo momma like a shotgun: Give her a cock
... more ...Yo momma like a smokehouse: Always full
... more ...Yo momma like a stamp: You lick her stic
... more ...Yo momma like a stop sign: She's on ever
... more ...Yo momma like a vacuum cleaner: A real g
... more ...Yo momma like a video game: Four men for
... more ...Yo momma like an Orange Crush: "Good Vib
... more ...Yo momma like an ice cream cone: Everyon
... more ...Yo momma like mustard: She spreads easy.
... more ...Yo momma like potato chips: Fri-to Lay.
... more ...Yo momma like the Pillsbury doughboy: Ev
... more ...Yo momma like the Stay Puffed Marshmallo
... more ...Yo momma pubic hair is so nappy the crab
... more ...Yo momma pussy so dry the crabs carry ca
... more ...Yo momma so generous that she would give
... more ...Yo momma so nasty when your daddy ate he
... more ...Yo momma so poor she was kickin a can, a
... more ...Yo momma so pretty that I would love to
... more ...Yo momma so short she trips on spit.
... more ...Yo momma so small she gotta hang glide o
... more ...Yo momma so stinky she can knock a buzza
... more ...Yo momma so stinky she make Right Guard
... more ...You may be a beauiful person on the insi
... more ...Your so stupid you got locked in a groce
... more ...You could make a fortune helping people
... more ...Your so fat when you go to Sea World the
... more ...Can I borrow your head for my rock garde
... more ...Your so fat when you go to theme parks y
... more ...The last time I saw a face like yours I
... more ...Your so dumb you spent two weeks in a re
... more ...Your so ugly, when you were born your mo
... more ...Who wears your GOOD clothes?
... more ...Who wears your CLEAN clothes?
... more ...You better hide, the garbage collector i
... more ...Your so bald, when you wear a turtle nec
... more ...It's impossible to believe that the sper
... more ...The wheel is turning but the hamster is
... more ...If this student were any more stupid, he
... more ...The gates are down, the lights are flash
... more ...When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she
... more ...The student has a "full six-pack" but la
... more ...Your son sets low personal standards and
... more ...Your son is depriving a village somewher
... more ...I would not allow this student to breed.
... more ...Since my last report, your child has rea
... more ...If you can't live without me, why aren't
... more ...You'd make a lovely corpse!
... more ...I never forget a face, but in your case
... more ...Is that a beard, or are you eating a mus
... more ...Why do you sit there looking like an env
... more ...You're a wit with dunces, and a dunce wi
... more ...Did you eat a brain tumor for breakfast?
... more ...You love nature in spite of what it did
... more ...I want to reach your mind - where is it
... more ...I wish I'd known you when you were alive
... more ...If you ever had a bright idea, it would
... more ...What's on your mind? If you'll forgive t
... more ...When you go to the mind reader, do you g
... more ...I look into your eyes and get the feelin
... more ...You're a mouse studying to be a rat.
... more ...Don't look now, but there's one too many
... more ...Every time I'm next to you, I get a fier
... more ...I can't believe that out of 100,000 sper
... more ...If you ever become a mother, can I have
... more ...There's nothing wrong with you that rein
... more ...Why don't you bore a hole in yourself an
... more ...You're a good example of why some animal
... more ...You find a porn movie in your son's room
... more ...If you stand close enough to him, you ca
... more ...There is no vaccine against stupidity.
... more ...I heard you got a brain transplant and t
... more ...I'd like to leave you with one thought,
... more ...I'd love to go out with you, but my favo
... more ...I'd like to see things from your point o
... more ...He's not stupid; he's possessed by a ret
... more ...He is the kind of a man that you could u
... more ...If you were my dog, I'd shave your butt
... more ...You've got an IQ of 2. Pitty it takes 3
... more ...Yo house is so dirty you have to wipe yo
... more ...Yo momma is like a bowling ball she come
... more ...Yo momma is like a bowling ball she gets
... more ...Yo momma is like a door nob... every one
... more ...Yo momma is like a vacuum cleaner she su
... more ...Yo momma's is just like a rooster the ro
... more ...Yo momma's is so fat that she block the
... more ...Yo momma's so black, her legs look like
... more ...Yo momma's so clumsy she got tangled up
... more ...Yo momma's so fat she have to bathe in t
... more ...Yo momma's so fat she sat on a quarter a
... more ...Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of
... more ...Yo momma's so fat she wears a blue dress
... more ...Yo momma's so fat she wears a real horse
... more ...Yo momma's so fat she's on both sides of
... more ...Yo momma's so fat shes done with a marat
... more ...Yo momma's so fat that when she puts on
... more ...Yo momma's so fat the back of her neck l
... more ...Yo momma's so fat when she farts its alm
... more ...Yo momma's so fat when she gets on the b
... more ...Yo momma's so fat when she wears heels,
... more ...Yo momma's so fat when she went into the
... more ...Yo momma's so old she makes yoda jellis!
... more ...Yo momma's so old she was still alive wh
... more ...Yo momma's so old wen i squeesed her tit
... more ...Yo momma's so poor I saw her walking dow
... more ...Yo momma's so poor i stepped through her
... more ...Yo momma's so poor she dj's for the ice
... more ...Yo momma's so poor she sells beans on to
... more ...Yo momma's so so fat when she steped on
... more ...Yo momma's so stupid I said let's go to
... more ...Yo momma's so stupid it takes her 2 hour
... more ...Yo momma's so stupid she climbed a glass
... more ...Yo momma's so stupid she got fired from
... more ...Yo momma's so stupid she got locked in t
... more ...Yo momma's so stupid she put light bulbs
... more ...Yo momma's so stupid she put lipstick on
... more ...Yo momma's so stupid she stared at an or
... more ...He was happily married - but his wife wa
... more ...Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or wa
... more ...I knew right away that Rock Hudson was g
... more ...I married your mother because I wanted c
... more ...Actually, I never liked Dylan's kind of
... more ...Here lies my wife: here let her lie !
... more ...Now she's at rest and so am I
... more ...If people don't sit at Chaplin's feet, h
... more ...He emits an air of overwhelming vanity c
... more ...The biggest no-talent I ever worked with
... more ...The stupid person's idea of a clever per
... more ...It is only too easy to catch people's at
... more ...If you don't want to give people a bad n
... more ...Is your name Laryngitis? You're a pain i
... more ...Is your name Dan Druff? You get into peo
... more ...I hear you pick your friends -- to piece
... more ...I bet your brain feels as good as new, s
... more ...They say that two heads are better than
... more ...You should toss out more of your funny r
... more ...People can't say that you have absolutel
... more ...You must have a low opinion of people if
... more ...I wish you were all here. I don't like t
... more ...If we were to kill everybody who hates y
... more ...Even your best friend cheats on you and
... more ...I don't think you are a fool. But then,
... more ...Nobody says that you are dumb. They just
... more ...People say that you are the perfect idio
... more ...Ordinarily people live and learn. You ju
... more ...The mind reader had a very busy day toda
... more ...I thought of you all day today when I wa
... more ...When you talk, other people get hoarse j
... more ...I would say that you are barking up the
... more ...I reprimanded my brother for mimicking y
... more ...I'm very careful of how I express my opi
... more ...I don't hold your behavior against you b
... more ...Would you like to replace my business pa
... more ...People say that you are outspoken, but n
... more ...Your conversation is like the waves of t
... more ...We can always tell when you are lying. Y
... more ...When you get to the men`s room, you will
... more ...Pay no heed to it. Go right on in.
... more ...The only things you ever make are mistak
... more ...You always manage to keep your neck abov
... more ...All that you are you owe to your parents
... more ...I heard you have hair on your chest, and
... more ...No one should be punished for accident o
... more ...There was something about you that I lik
... more ...Sit down and give your mind a rest.
... more ...I heard you got a brain transplant and t
... more ...I think you should live for the moment.
... more ...Man alive! But I wish you weren't.
... more ...I believe in respect for the dead; in fa
... more ...Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be,
... more ...You spent so much time trying to get rid
... more ...You are the kind of person who, when one
... more ...I'm looking forward to the pleasure of y
... more ...There are several people in this world t
... more ...All of your girlfriends kiss you with th
... more ...I hear that when your mother first saw y
... more ...Yours was an unnatural birth; you came f
... more ...You have nothing to fear from my base in
... more ...It's your life -- but I wish you'd let u
... more ...Hey, act your age -- senile!
... more ...I've had many cases of love that were ju
... more ...You're the best at all you do -- and all
... more ...In the dictionary under the word, "stupi
... more ...We know you could not live without us. W
... more ...We do not complain about your shortcomin
... more ...Don't you realize that there are enough
... more ...The thing that terrifies me the most is
... more ...When you get run over by a car, it shoul
... more ...We hear you are a lady killer. They take
... more ...We heard that when you ran away from hom
... more ...You have a good family tree, but the cro
... more ...I don't consider you a vulture. I consid
... more ...Is your name Amazon? You`re so wide at t
... more ...You are a man who always sticks by his c
... more ...A dope you are and dope will remain.
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... more ...You add to, not diminish, pain!
... more ...We know that you would go to the end of
... more ...Your family tree is good, but you are th
... more ...We all spring from apes, but you didn't
... more ...It cost me five thousand dollars to look
... more ...Lets play house. You be the door and I'l
... more ...I hear you are a real humanitarian. You
... more ...I hear you are connected to the Police D
... more ...Hello -- tall, dark and obnoxious!
... more ...You remind me of the ocean -- you make m
... more ...You should have been born in the Dark Ag
... more ...All of your ancestors must number in the
... more ...Ever since I saw you in your family tree
... more ...I hear that when you were a child your m
... more ...They just invented a new coffin just for
... more ...After hearing you talk, I now know that
... more ...You are so two-faced that any woman who
... more ...I always wanted to be a trouble-shooter,
... more ...For two cents, I`d give you a piece of m
... more ...You are the only person I've ever met wh
... more ...You have no trouble making ends meet. Yo
... more ...I heard you went to see the doctor and t
... more ...I think Mother Nature really hates you b
... more ...You must be the arithmetic man -- you ad
... more ...Some people are has-beens. You are a nev
... more ...You started at the bottom -- and it's be
... more ...You are so boring that you can't even en
... more ...I don't mind that you are talking so lon
... more ...I heard that you were born, your father
... more ...I used to think that you were a big pain
... more ...You must have gotten up on the wrong sid
... more ...I would ask you how old you are, but I k
... more ...In the next life, you'll blaze a way for
... more ...You are master in your own house -- the
... more ...When you die, I'd like to go to your fun
... more ...You make me believe in reincarnation. No
... more ...Believe me, I don't want to make a monke
... more ...I hear you are very kind to animals, so
... more ...Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm int
... more ...Some day you will find yourself -- and w
... more ...People clap when they see you -- their h
... more ...Whatever is eating you -- must be suffer
... more ...Why don't you go to the library and brus
... more ...I hear you changed your mind! What did y
... more ...You have an inferiority complex -- and i
... more ...You are not as bad as people say -- you
... more ...Do you have to leave so soon? I was abou
... more ...I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some othe
... more ...Whom am I calling "stupid"? I don't know
... more ...Take a vacation; go to Club Dead.
... more ...Your mouth is getting too big for your m
... more ...You are as strong as an ox and almost as
... more ...You are living proof of reincarnation. N
... more ...You grow on people -- like a wart!
... more ...You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. N
... more ...You are down to earth, but not quite far
... more ...If you were twice as smart, you'd still
... more ...I know you are nobody's fool, but maybe
... more ...You were the answer to a prayer. Your pa
... more ...I hear the only place you're ever invite
... more ...I would like the pleasure of your compan
... more ...You've never been outspoken; no one has
... more ...At your speed, you'd better not stop you
... more ...If you ever tax your brain, don't charge
... more ...Don't you have a terribly empty feeling
... more ...What's the latest dope -- besides you?
... more ...I heard that they tried to take an X-ray
... more ...You don't believe in being artificial. Y
... more ...When people cut their fingers you cry ov
... more ...Hey, I heard you went to the butcher and
... more ...If I said anything to you that I should
... more ...You were born because your mother didn't
... more ...I admire you because I've never had the
... more ...You're acquitting yourself in such a way
... more ...You have a face only a mother could love
... more ...You never strike out blindly; you fail i
... more ...They say opposites attract. I hope you m
... more ...We know that you would give your life fo
... more ...When you pass away and people ask me wha
... more ...Well, I'll see you in my dreams -- if I
... more ...Hey, I remember you when you had only on
... more ...Anyone who told you to be yourself could
... more ...Let's play horse. I'll be the front end
... more ...I'll never forget the first time we met
... more ...You are not the worst person in the worl
... more ...If I were as ugly as you are, I wouldn't
... more ...I feel sorry for you because you are so
... more ...Yours is a prima facie case of ugliness.
... more ...I know one should judge a man by what he
... more ...I've hated your looks from the stare the
... more ...Don't you need a license to be that ugly
... more ...Moonlight becomes you -- total darkness
... more ...Someone took a photo of you once, but it
... more ...So you finally managed to get the last l
... more ...You should do some soul-searching. Maybe
... more ...The overwhelming power of the sex drive
... more ...I hear you were born on April 2; a day t
... more ...I hope you never get a tetanus shot; may
... more ...I you are in your right mind, I hope you
... more ...If I told you that I have a piece of dir
... more ...Do you want me to accept you as you are,
... more ...If you were a swine, you would be what y
... more ...You say that you are always bright and e
... more ...A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind,
... more ...You're nobody's fool. Let's see if we ca
... more ...They say no woman ever made a fool out o
... more ...You're very smart. You have brains you n
... more ...You're not yourself today. I noticed the
... more ...Eventually, you will get what you asked
... more ...Nice to see you on your feet. Who sent t
... more ...You are so dishonest that I can't even b
... more ...You have a good weapon against muggers -
... more ...You are the answer to my prayer!! I pray
... more ...At least you are not obnoxious like so m
... more ...You have a lot of well-wishers. They wou
... more ...You remind me of Moses. Every time you o
... more ...They say that travel broadens oneself. Y
... more ...Look through your towels and tell us the
... more ...You always have your ear to the ground.
... more ...Heard your family went to a restaurant w
... more ...Before you came along we were hungry. No
... more ...You are pretty as a picture and we'd lov
... more ...You will never be able to live down to y
... more ...Any friend of yours -- is a friend of yo
... more ...Someone said that you are not fit to sle
... more ...I hear you are being accepted into an ex
... more ...I heard you went to have your head exami
... more ...Don't get me wrong. I`m not trying to ma
... more ...This is no battle of wits between you an
... more ...Look, don't go to a mind reader; go to a
... more ...Hey! I know what sign you were born unde
... more ...I hear you were born on a farm. Any more
... more ...We think of you when we are lonely. Then
... more ...Hey, how come even though you are still
... more ...I'd like to break the monotony; where's
... more ...The next time you shave, could you stand
... more ...I hear you are an officer. Your rank is
... more ...You say you are a West Pointer, but you
... more ...You are so fat that I hear you were arre
... more ...Whatever anyone says to you goes in one
... more ...Sure, I've seen people like you before -
... more ...Hi there, I'm a human being! What are yo
... more ...I've seen more life in a down and out's
... more ...You're red shirt goes well with your eye
... more ...Save your breath...You'll need it to blo
... more ...Shouldn't you have a license for being t
... more ...Calling you an idiot would be an insult
... more ...Folk clap when they see you...but they c
... more ...You're about as much use as a Betamax vi
... more ...All day I thought of you....I was at the
... more ...I'd love to ask how old you are, but unf
... more ...You should learn from your parents mista
... more ...He does the work of three men: Curly, La
... more ...Next time you shave, try standing an inc
... more ...If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't
... more ...You've got the perfect weapon against mu
... more ...You got a face only a mother could love.
... more ...I heard that you went to the haunted hou
... more ...Listen, are you always this stupid or ar
... more ...Sure, I'd love to help you out...now, wh
... more ...Anybody who told you to be yourself simp
... more ...I heard you were so cool that you began
... more ...Well, they do say opposites attact...so
... more ...I heard that you changed your mind. So,
... more ...Why don't you slip into something more c
... more ...You started at the bottom...and it's bee
... more ...I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They
... more ...Is your name Maple Syrup? - Well, it dam
... more ...I know what sign you were born under...'
... more ...I'll hit you so hard by the time you com
... more ...I'll hit you so hard you 'll have to tak
... more ...I'll hit you so hard you'll have to unzi
... more ...I'll hit you so hard your kids will be b
... more ...I'll hit you so hard your wife will fall
... more ...You're so dumb you think socialism means
... more ...You're so dumb you think manual labor is
... more ...You're so dumb you think Johnny Cash is
... more ...You're so dumb it takes you an hour and
... more ...You so stupid you probably think Taco Be
... more ...You so dumb you got blonde roots in your
... more ...Your so stupid, that you got fired from
... more ...Your so stupid, that you went to a Clipp
... more ...Your so stupid, that you went to a Whale
... more ...Your so stupid, it takes you an hour to
... more ...She was so ugly... they used to push her
... more ...You're so ugly you'd make a train take a
... more ...You're so ugly when you walk into a bank
... more ...You're so ugly, if you stuck your head o
... more ...You're so ugly if you joined an ugly con
... more ...You're so ugly your face is closed on we
... more ...You're so ugly you could be the poster c
... more ...You're so ugly if my dog looked like you
... more ...You're so ugly when you were born the do
... more ...You're so ugly when you were born, your
... more ...You're so ugly they know what time you w
... more ...She's so ugly she could scare the moss o
... more ...She's so ugly she could scare the chrome
... more ...Your face so so ugly when you cry the te
... more ...Your so ugly, your mother had to feed yo
... more ...Your so ugly, your mother had to tie a s
... more ...You're so fat when you sit around the ho
... more ...You're so fat a picture of you would fal
... more ...You're so fat if you weighed five more p
... more ...You're so fat you get clothes in three s
... more ...You're so fat if you got your shoes shin
... more ...Your so fat, that you have to strap a be
... more ...Your so fat, that you have to use a matt
... more ...Your wife said she liked seafood. So I g
... more ...If I had change for a buck, I could have
... more ...The difference between your mama and a r
... more ...I would have been your dad, but the guy
... more ...You're so skinny, that you use a bandaid
... more ...You're like a light switch, even a littl
... more ...I'm looking forward to the pleasure of y
... more ...When you pass away and people ask me wha
... more ...Well I'll see you in my dreams - if I ea
... more ...I've had many cases of love that were ju
... more ...You're the best at all you do - and all
... more ...Don't you realize that there are enough
... more ...The thing that terrifies me the most is
... more ...When you get run over by a car it should
... more ...All of your ancestors must number in the
... more ...Ever since I saw you in your family tree
... more ...I hear that when you were a child your m
... more ...I hear that when your mother first saw y
... more ...You were born because your mother didn't
... more ...No one should be punished for accident o
... more ...Yours was an unnatural birth; you came f
... more ...You were the answer to a prayer. Your pa
... more ...You're a habit I'd like to kick; with bo
... more ...I hear the only place you're ever invite
... more ...I would like the pleasure of your compan
... more ...You've never been outspoken; no one has
... more ...At your speed you'd better not stop your
... more ...If you ever tax your brain, don't charge
... more ...Don't you have a terribly empty feeling
... more ...You have nothing to fear from my baser i
... more ...It's your life --- but I wish you'd let
... more ...I don't consider you a vulture. I consid
... more ...I think you should live for the moment.
... more ...Man alive! But I wish you weren't.
... more ...I believe in respect for the dead; in fa
... more ...I admire your because I've never had the
... more ...You're acquitting yourself in such a way
... more ...You have a face only a mother could love
... more ...You never strike out blindly; you fail i
... more ...A 10K brain attached to a 9600 baud mout
... more ...A 20th century man... The guy has no fut
... more ...A 3.5-inch drive, but data on punch card
... more ...A black-and-white mind working on a colo
... more ...A brain like a BB in a boxcar / box of C
... more ...A couple of slates short of a full roof.
... more ...A couplet short of a sonnet.
... more ...A cup and saucer short of a place settin
... more ...A day late and a dollar short.
... more ...A deadbolt with a broken cylinder.
... more ...A doughnut short of being a cop.
... more ...A few beads short in her rosary.
... more ...Any similarity between you and a human i
... more ...Anyone who told you to be yourself could
... more ...Are your parents siblings?
... more ...As an outsider, what do you think of the
... more ...Better at sex than anyone; now all he ne
... more ...Calling you stupid would be an insult to
... more ...Did your parents ever ask you to run awa
... more ...Do you ever wonder what life would be li
... more ...Do you want people to accept you as you
... more ...Don't you have a terribly empty feeling
... more ...Do you still love nature, despite what i
... more ...Don't you need a license to be that ugly
... more ...Every girl has the right to be ugly, but
... more ...Go ahead, tell them everything you know.
... more ...Have you considered suing your brains fo
... more ...He has a mind like a steel trap - always
... more ...He is living proof that man can live wit
... more ...He is the kind of a man that you would u
... more ...He's not stupid; he's possessed by a ret
... more ...Here's 20 cents. Call all your friends a
... more ...Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?
... more ...How did you get here? Did someone leave
... more ...I'd like to see things from your point o
... more ...I bet your brain feels as good as new, s
... more ...I bet your mother has a loud bark!
... more ...I could make a monkey out of you, but wh
... more ...I don't consider you a vulture. I consid
... more ...I don't know what makes you so stupid, b
... more ...I don't think you are a fool. But then w
... more ...I hear the only place you're ever invite
... more ...I hear you were born on a farm. Any more
... more ...I heard you got a brain transplant and t
... more ...I heard you went to have your head exami
... more ...I know you are nobody's fool but maybe s
... more ...I thought of you all day today. I was at
... more ...I would ask you how old you are but I kn
... more ...I'd like to help you out. Which way did
... more ...I'd like to leave you with one thought..
... more ...I'd love to go out with you, but my favo
... more ...I'll never forget the first time we met
... more ...I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some othe
... more ...I've seen people like you before, but I
... more ...If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd c
... more ...If ignorance is bliss, you must be the h
... more ...If we were to kill everybody who hates y
... more ...If what you don't know can't hurt you, s
... more ...If you stand close enough to him, you ca
... more ...If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't
... more ...Keep talking, someday you'll say somethi
... more ...Learn from your parents' mistakes - use
... more ...Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken
... more ...So, a thought crossed your mind? Must ha
... more ...Some day you will find yourself - and wi
... more ...There is no vaccine against stupidity.
... more ...Yo momma armpits so hairy looks like she
... more ...Yo momma house so small her washcloth ma
... more ...Yo momma house so small the doormat just
... more ...Yo momma like Betty Crocker icing: Alway
... more ...Yo momma like Chinese food: Sweet sour a
... more ...Yo momma like Crazy Eddie: She's practic
... more ...Yo momma like a 7-11. On every corner an
... more ...Yo momma like a 7-UP: Never had it never
... more ...Yo momma like a Christmas tree: Everybod
... more ...Yo momma like a Denny's: Open 24 hours.
... more ...Yo momma like a Toyota: "Oh what a feeli
... more ...Yo momma like a birthday cake: Everybody
... more ...Yo momma like a bowling ball: You can fi
... more ...Yo momma like a bubble gum machine: 25 c
... more ...Yo momma like a bus: Fifty cents and she
... more ...Yo momma like a bus: Guys climb on and o
... more ...Yo momma like a catsup bottle: Everyone
... more ...Yo momma like a door knob: Everyone gets
... more ...Yo momma like a goalie: Changes pads aft
... more ...Yo momma like a golf course: Everyone ge
... more ...Yo momma like a race car: She's always b
... more ...Yo momma like a railroad track: Gets lai
... more ...Yo momma like a refrigerator: Everyone p
... more ...Yo momma like a revolving door: Everyone
... more ...Yo momma like a screen door: After a cou
... more ...Yo momma like a shotgun: Give her a cock
... more ...Yo momma like a smokehouse: Always full
... more ...Yo momma like a stamp: You lick her stic
... more ...Yo momma like a stop sign: She's on ever
... more ...Yo momma like a vacuum cleaner: A real g
... more ...Yo momma like a video game: Four men for
... more ...Yo momma like an Orange Crush: "Good Vib
... more ...Yo momma like an ice cream cone: Everyon
... more ...Yo momma like mustard: She spreads easy.
... more ...Yo momma like potato chips: Fri-to Lay.
... more ...Yo momma like the Pillsbury doughboy: Ev
... more ...Yo momma like the Stay Puffed Marshmallo
... more ...Yo momma pubic hair is so nappy the crab
... more ...Yo momma pussy so dry the crabs carry ca
... more ...Yo momma so generous that she would give
... more ...Yo momma so nasty when your daddy ate he
... more ...Yo momma so poor she was kickin a can, a
... more ...Yo momma so pretty that I would love to
... more ...Yo momma so short she trips on spit.
... more ...Yo momma so small she gotta hang glide o
... more ...Yo momma so stinky she can knock a buzza
... more ...Yo momma so stinky she make Right Guard
... more ...You may be a beauiful person on the insi
... more ...Your so stupid you got locked in a groce
... more ...You could make a fortune helping people
... more ...Your so fat when you go to Sea World the
... more ...Can I borrow your head for my rock garde
... more ...Your so fat when you go to theme parks y
... more ...The last time I saw a face like yours I
... more ...Your so dumb you spent two weeks in a re
... more ...Your so ugly, when you were born your mo
... more ...Who wears your GOOD clothes?
... more ...Who wears your CLEAN clothes?
... more ...You better hide, the garbage collector i
... more ...Your so bald, when you wear a turtle nec
... more ...It's impossible to believe that the sper
... more ...The wheel is turning but the hamster is
... more ...If this student were any more stupid, he
... more ...The gates are down, the lights are flash
... more ...When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she
... more ...The student has a "full six-pack" but la
... more ...Your son sets low personal standards and
... more ...Your son is depriving a village somewher
... more ...I would not allow this student to breed.
... more ...Since my last report, your child has rea
... more ...If you can't live without me, why aren't
... more ...You'd make a lovely corpse!
... more ...I never forget a face, but in your case
... more ...Is that a beard, or are you eating a mus
... more ...Why do you sit there looking like an env
... more ...You're a wit with dunces, and a dunce wi
... more ...Did you eat a brain tumor for breakfast?
... more ...You love nature in spite of what it did
... more ...I want to reach your mind - where is it
... more ...I wish I'd known you when you were alive
... more ...If you ever had a bright idea, it would
... more ...What's on your mind? If you'll forgive t
... more ...When you go to the mind reader, do you g
... more ...I look into your eyes and get the feelin
... more ...You're a mouse studying to be a rat.
... more ...Don't look now, but there's one too many
... more ...Every time I'm next to you, I get a fier
... more ...I can't believe that out of 100,000 sper
... more ...If you ever become a mother, can I have
... more ...There's nothing wrong with you that rein
... more ...Why don't you bore a hole in yourself an
... more ...You're a good example of why some animal
... more ...You find a porn movie in your son's room
... more ...If you stand close enough to him, you ca
... more ...There is no vaccine against stupidity.
... more ...I heard you got a brain transplant and t
... more ...I'd like to leave you with one thought,
... more ...I'd love to go out with you, but my favo
... more ...I'd like to see things from your point o
... more ...He's not stupid; he's possessed by a ret
... more ...He is the kind of a man that you could u
... more ...If you were my dog, I'd shave your butt
... more ...You've got an IQ of 2. Pitty it takes 3
... more ...Yo house is so dirty you have to wipe yo
... more ...Yo momma is like a bowling ball she come
... more ...Yo momma is like a bowling ball she gets
... more ...Yo momma is like a door nob... every one
... more ...Yo momma is like a vacuum cleaner she su
... more ...Yo momma's is just like a rooster the ro
... more ...Yo momma's is so fat that she block the
... more ...Yo momma's so black, her legs look like
... more ...Yo momma's so clumsy she got tangled up
... more ...Yo momma's so fat she have to bathe in t
... more ...Yo momma's so fat she sat on a quarter a
... more ...Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of
... more ...Yo momma's so fat she wears a blue dress
... more ...Yo momma's so fat she wears a real horse
... more ...Yo momma's so fat she's on both sides of
... more ...Yo momma's so fat shes done with a marat
... more ...Yo momma's so fat that when she puts on
... more ...Yo momma's so fat the back of her neck l
... more ...Yo momma's so fat when she farts its alm
... more ...Yo momma's so fat when she gets on the b
... more ...Yo momma's so fat when she wears heels,
... more ...Yo momma's so fat when she went into the
... more ...Yo momma's so old she makes yoda jellis!
... more ...Yo momma's so old she was still alive wh
... more ...Yo momma's so old wen i squeesed her tit
... more ...Yo momma's so poor I saw her walking dow
... more ...Yo momma's so poor i stepped through her
... more ...Yo momma's so poor she dj's for the ice
... more ...Yo momma's so poor she sells beans on to
... more ...Yo momma's so so fat when she steped on
... more ...Yo momma's so stupid I said let's go to
... more ...Yo momma's so stupid it takes her 2 hour
... more ...Yo momma's so stupid she climbed a glass
... more ...Yo momma's so stupid she got fired from
... more ...Yo momma's so stupid she got locked in t
... more ...Yo momma's so stupid she put light bulbs
... more ...Yo momma's so stupid she put lipstick on
... more ...Yo momma's so stupid she stared at an or
... more ...Yo momma's so stupid she thought a one s
... more ...Yo momma's so stupid she tried to comit
... more ...Keep talking, someday you'll say somethi
... more ...I thought of you all day today. I was at
... more ...I'll never forget the first time we met
... more ...Every girl has the right to be ugly, but
... more ...Do you still love nature, despite what i
... more ...Your so narrow minded when you walk your
... more ...Your lucky to be born beautiful, unlike
... more ...Before you came along we were hungry. No
... more ...Someone said that you are not fit to sle
... more ...You have a lot of well-wishers. They wou
... more ...Yo momma's so stupid she walked past the
... more ...Yo momma's so stupid that when i asked h
... more ...He was happily married - but his wife wa
... more ...Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or wa
... more ...I knew right away that Rock Hudson was g
... more ...I married your mother because I wanted c
... more ...Actually, I never liked Dylan's kind of
... more ...Here lies my wife: here let her lie !
... more ...Now she's at rest and so am I
... more ...If people don't sit at Chaplin's feet, h
... more ...He emits an air of overwhelming vanity c
... more ...The biggest no-talent I ever worked with
... more ...The stupid person's idea of a clever per
... more ...It is only too easy to catch people's at
... more ...If you don't want to give people a bad n
... more ...Is your name Laryngitis? You're a pain i
... more ...Is your name Dan Druff? You get into peo
... more ...I hear you pick your friends -- to piece
... more ...I bet your brain feels as good as new, s
... more ...They say that two heads are better than
... more ...You should toss out more of your funny r
... more ...People can't say that you have absolutel
... more ...You must have a low opinion of people if
... more ...I wish you were all here. I don't like t
... more ...If we were to kill everybody who hates y
... more ...Even your best friend cheats on you and
... more ...I don't think you are a fool. But then,
... more ...Nobody says that you are dumb. They just
... more ...People say that you are the perfect idio
... more ...Ordinarily people live and learn. You ju
... more ...The mind reader had a very busy day toda
... more ...I thought of you all day today when I wa
... more ...When you talk, other people get hoarse j
... more ...I would say that you are barking up the
... more ...I reprimanded my brother for mimicking y
... more ...I'm very careful of how I express my opi
... more ...I don't hold your behavior against you b
... more ...Would you like to replace my business pa
... more ...People say that you are outspoken, but n
... more ...Your conversation is like the waves of t
... more ...We can always tell when you are lying. Y
... more ...When you get to the men`s room, you will
... more ...Pay no heed to it. Go right on in.
... more ...The only things you ever make are mistak
... more ...You always manage to keep your neck abov
... more ...All that you are you owe to your parents
... more ...I heard you have hair on your chest, and
... more ...No one should be punished for accident o
... more ...There was something about you that I lik
... more ...Sit down and give your mind a rest.
... more ...I heard you got a brain transplant and t
... more ...I think you should live for the moment.
... more ...Man alive! But I wish you weren't.
... more ...I believe in respect for the dead; in fa
... more ...Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be,
... more ...You spent so much time trying to get rid
... more ...You are the kind of person who, when one
... more ...I'm looking forward to the pleasure of y
... more ...There are several people in this world t
... more ...All of your girlfriends kiss you with th
... more ...I hear that when your mother first saw y
... more ...Yours was an unnatural birth; you came f
... more ...You have nothing to fear from my base in
... more ...It's your life -- but I wish you'd let u
... more ...Hey, act your age -- senile!
... more ...I've had many cases of love that were ju
... more ...You're the best at all you do -- and all
... more ...In the dictionary under the word, "stupi
... more ...We know you could not live without us. W
... more ...We do not complain about your shortcomin
... more ...Don't you realize that there are enough
... more ...The thing that terrifies me the most is
... more ...When you get run over by a car, it shoul
... more ...We hear you are a lady killer. They take
... more ...We heard that when you ran away from hom
... more ...You have a good family tree, but the cro
... more ...I don't consider you a vulture. I consid
... more ...Is your name Amazon? You`re so wide at t
... more ...You are a man who always sticks by his c
... more ...A dope you are and dope will remain.
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... more ...You add to, not diminish, pain!
... more ...We know that you would go to the end of
... more ...Your family tree is good, but you are th
... more ...We all spring from apes, but you didn't
... more ...It cost me five thousand dollars to look
... more ...Lets play house. You be the door and I'l
... more ...I hear you are a real humanitarian. You
... more ...I hear you are connected to the Police D
... more ...Hello -- tall, dark and obnoxious!
... more ...You remind me of the ocean -- you make m
... more ...You should have been born in the Dark Ag
... more ...All of your ancestors must number in the
... more ...Ever since I saw you in your family tree
... more ...I hear that when you were a child your m
... more ...They just invented a new coffin just for
... more ...After hearing you talk, I now know that
... more ...You are so two-faced that any woman who
... more ...I always wanted to be a trouble-shooter,
... more ...For two cents, I`d give you a piece of m
... more ...You are the only person I've ever met wh
... more ...You have no trouble making ends meet. Yo
... more ...I heard you went to see the doctor and t
... more ...I think Mother Nature really hates you b
... more ...You must be the arithmetic man -- you ad
... more ...Some people are has-beens. You are a nev
... more ...You started at the bottom -- and it's be
... more ...You are so boring that you can't even en
... more ...I don't mind that you are talking so lon
... more ...I heard that you were born, your father
... more ...I used to think that you were a big pain
... more ...You must have gotten up on the wrong sid
... more ...I would ask you how old you are, but I k
... more ...In the next life, you'll blaze a way for
... more ...You are master in your own house -- the
... more ...When you die, I'd like to go to your fun
... more ...You make me believe in reincarnation. No
... more ...Believe me, I don't want to make a monke
... more ...I hear you are very kind to animals, so
... more ...Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm int
... more ...Some day you will find yourself -- and w
... more ...People clap when they see you -- their h
... more ...Whatever is eating you -- must be suffer
... more ...Why don't you go to the library and brus
... more ...I hear you changed your mind! What did y
... more ...You have an inferiority complex -- and i
... more ...You are not as bad as people say -- you
... more ...Do you have to leave so soon? I was abou
... more ...I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some othe
... more ...Whom am I calling "stupid"? I don't know
... more ...Take a vacation; go to Club Dead.
... more ...Your mouth is getting too big for your m
... more ...You are as strong as an ox and almost as
... more ...You are living proof of reincarnation. N
... more ...You grow on people -- like a wart!
... more ...You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. N
... more ...You are down to earth, but not quite far
... more ...If you were twice as smart, you'd still
... more ...I know you are nobody's fool, but maybe
... more ...You were the answer to a prayer. Your pa
... more ...I hear the only place you're ever invite
... more ...I would like the pleasure of your compan
... more ...You've never been outspoken; no one has
... more ...At your speed, you'd better not stop you
... more ...If you ever tax your brain, don't charge
... more ...Don't you have a terribly empty feeling
... more ...What's the latest dope -- besides you?
... more ...I heard that they tried to take an X-ray
... more ...You don't believe in being artificial. Y
... more ...When people cut their fingers you cry ov
... more ...Hey, I heard you went to the butcher and
... more ...If I said anything to you that I should
... more ...You were born because your mother didn't
... more ...I admire you because I've never had the
... more ...You're acquitting yourself in such a way
... more ...You have a face only a mother could love
... more ...You never strike out blindly; you fail i
... more ...They say opposites attract. I hope you m
... more ...We know that you would give your life fo
... more ...When you pass away and people ask me wha
... more ...Well, I'll see you in my dreams -- if I
... more ...Hey, I remember you when you had only on
... more ...Anyone who told you to be yourself could
... more ...Let's play horse. I'll be the front end
... more ...I'll never forget the first time we met
... more ...You are not the worst person in the worl
... more ...If I were as ugly as you are, I wouldn't
... more ...I feel sorry for you because you are so
... more ...Yours is a prima facie case of ugliness.
... more ...I know one should judge a man by what he
... more ...I've hated your looks from the stare the
... more ...Don't you need a license to be that ugly
... more ...Moonlight becomes you -- total darkness
... more ...Someone took a photo of you once, but it
... more ...So you finally managed to get the last l
... more ...You should do some soul-searching. Maybe
... more ...The overwhelming power of the sex drive
... more ...I hear you were born on April 2; a day t
... more ...I hope you never get a tetanus shot; may
... more ...I you are in your right mind, I hope you
... more ...If I told you that I have a piece of dir
... more ...Do you want me to accept you as you are,
... more ...If you were a swine, you would be what y
... more ...You say that you are always bright and e
... more ...A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind,
... more ...You're nobody's fool. Let's see if we ca
... more ...They say no woman ever made a fool out o
... more ...You're very smart. You have brains you n
... more ...You're not yourself today. I noticed the
... more ...Eventually, you will get what you asked
... more ...Nice to see you on your feet. Who sent t
... more ...You are so dishonest that I can't even b
... more ...You have a good weapon against muggers -
... more ...You are the answer to my prayer!! I pray
... more ...At least you are not obnoxious like so m
... more ...You have a lot of well-wishers. They wou
... more ...You remind me of Moses. Every time you o
... more ...They say that travel broadens oneself. Y
... more ...Look through your towels and tell us the
... more ...You always have your ear to the ground.
... more ...Heard your family went to a restaurant w
... more ...Before you came along we were hungry. No
... more ...You are pretty as a picture and we'd lov
... more ...You will never be able to live down to y
... more ...Any friend of yours -- is a friend of yo
... more ...Someone said that you are not fit to sle
... more ...I hear you are being accepted into an ex
... more ...I heard you went to have your head exami
... more ...Don't get me wrong. I`m not trying to ma
... more ...This is no battle of wits between you an
... more ...Look, don't go to a mind reader; go to a
... more ...Hey! I know what sign you were born unde
... more ...I hear you were born on a farm. Any more
... more ...We think of you when we are lonely. Then
... more ...Hey, how come even though you are still
... more ...I'd like to break the monotony; where's
... more ...The next time you shave, could you stand
... more ...I hear you are an officer. Your rank is
... more ...You say you are a West Pointer, but you
... more ...You are so fat that I hear you were arre
... more ...Whatever anyone says to you goes in one
... more ...Sure, I've seen people like you before -
... more ...Hi there, I'm a human being! What are yo
... more ...I've seen more life in a down and out's
... more ...You're red shirt goes well with your eye
... more ...Save your breath...You'll need it to blo
... more ...Shouldn't you have a license for being t
... more ...Calling you an idiot would be an insult
... more ...Folk clap when they see you...but they c
... more ...You're about as much use as a Betamax vi
... more ...All day I thought of you....I was at the
... more ...I'd love to ask how old you are, but unf
... more ...You should learn from your parents mista
... more ...He does the work of three men: Curly, La
... more ...Next time you shave, try standing an inc
... more ...If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't
... more ...You've got the perfect weapon against mu
... more ...You got a face only a mother could love.
... more ...I heard that you went to the haunted hou
... more ...Listen, are you always this stupid or ar
... more ...Sure, I'd love to help you out...now, wh
... more ...Anybody who told you to be yourself simp
... more ...I heard you were so cool that you began
... more ...Well, they do say opposites attact...so
... more ...I heard that you changed your mind. So,
... more ...Why don't you slip into something more c
... more ...You started at the bottom...and it's bee
... more ...I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They
... more ...Is your name Maple Syrup? - Well, it dam
... more ...I know what sign you were born under...'
... more ...I'll hit you so hard by the time you com
... more ...I'll hit you so hard you 'll have to tak
... more ...I'll hit you so hard you'll have to unzi
... more ...I'll hit you so hard your kids will be b
... more ...I'll hit you so hard your wife will fall
... more ...You're so dumb you think socialism means
... more ...You're so dumb you think manual labor is
... more ...You're so dumb you think Johnny Cash is
... more ...You're so dumb it takes you an hour and
... more ...You so stupid you probably think Taco Be
... more ...You so dumb you got blonde roots in your
... more ...Your so stupid, that you got fired from
... more ...Your so stupid, that you went to a Clipp
... more ...Your so stupid, that you went to a Whale
... more ...Your so stupid, it takes you an hour to
... more ...She was so ugly... they used to push her
... more ...You're so ugly you'd make a train take a
... more ...You're so ugly when you walk into a bank
... more ...You're so ugly, if you stuck your head o
... more ...You're so ugly if you joined an ugly con
... more ...You're so ugly your face is closed on we
... more ...You're so ugly you could be the poster c
... more ...You're so ugly if my dog looked like you
... more ...You're so ugly when you were born the do
... more ...You're so ugly when you were born, your
... more ...You're so ugly they know what time you w
... more ...She's so ugly she could scare the moss o
... more ...She's so ugly she could scare the chrome
... more ...Your face so so ugly when you cry the te
... more ...Your so ugly, your mother had to feed yo
... more ...Your so ugly, your mother had to tie a s
... more ...You're so fat when you sit around the ho
... more ...You're so fat a picture of you would fal
... more ...You're so fat if you weighed five more p
... more ...You're so fat you get clothes in three s
... more ...You're so fat if you got your shoes shin
... more ...Your so fat, that you have to strap a be
... more ...Your so fat, that you have to use a matt
... more ...Your wife said she liked seafood. So I g
... more ...If I had change for a buck, I could have
... more ...The difference between your mama and a r
... more ...I would have been your dad, but the guy
... more ...You're so skinny, that you use a bandaid
... more ...You're like a light switch, even a littl
... more ...I'm looking forward to the pleasure of y
... more ...When you pass away and people ask me wha
... more ...Well I'll see you in my dreams - if I ea
... more ...I've had many cases of love that were ju
... more ...You're the best at all you do - and all
... more ...Don't you realize that there are enough
... more ...The thing that terrifies me the most is
... more ...When you get run over by a car it should
... more ...All of your ancestors must number in the
... more ...Ever since I saw you in your family tree
... more ...I hear that when you were a child your m
... more ...I hear that when your mother first saw y
... more ...You were born because your mother didn't
... more ...No one should be punished for accident o
... more ...Yours was an unnatural birth; you came f
... more ...You were the answer to a prayer. Your pa
... more ...You're a habit I'd like to kick; with bo
... more ...I hear the only place you're ever invite
... more ...I would like the pleasure of your compan
... more ...You've never been outspoken; no one has
... more ...At your speed you'd better not stop your
... more ...If you ever tax your brain, don't charge
... more ...Don't you have a terribly empty feeling
... more ...You have nothing to fear from my baser i
... more ...It's your life --- but I wish you'd let
... more ...I don't consider you a vulture. I consid
... more ...I think you should live for the moment.
... more ...Man alive! But I wish you weren't.
... more ...I believe in respect for the dead; in fa
... more ...I admire your because I've never had the
... more ...You're acquitting yourself in such a way
... more ...You have a face only a mother could love
... more ...You never strike out blindly; you fail i
... more ...A 10K brain attached to a 9600 baud mout
... more ...A 20th century man... The guy has no fut
... more ...A 3.5-inch drive, but data on punch card
... more ...A black-and-white mind working on a colo
... more ...A brain like a BB in a boxcar / box of C
... more ...A couple of slates short of a full roof.
... more ...A couplet short of a sonnet.
... more ...A cup and saucer short of a place settin
... more ...A day late and a dollar short.
... more ...A deadbolt with a broken cylinder.
... more ...A doughnut short of being a cop.
... more ...A few beads short in her rosary.
... more ...Any similarity between you and a human i
... more ...Anyone who told you to be yourself could
... more ...Are your parents siblings?
... more ...As an outsider, what do you think of the
... more ...Better at sex than anyone; now all he ne
... more ...Calling you stupid would be an insult to
... more ...Did your parents ever ask you to run awa
... more ...Do you ever wonder what life would be li
... more ...Do you want people to accept you as you
... more ...Don't you have a terribly empty feeling
... more ...Do you still love nature, despite what i
... more ...Don't you need a license to be that ugly
... more ...Every girl has the right to be ugly, but
... more ...Go ahead, tell them everything you know.
... more ...Have you considered suing your brains fo
... more ...He has a mind like a steel trap - always
... more ...He is living proof that man can live wit
... more ...He is the kind of a man that you would u
... more ...He's not stupid; he's possessed by a ret
... more ...Here's 20 cents. Call all your friends a
... more ...Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?
... more ...How did you get here? Did someone leave
... more ...I'd like to see things from your point o
... more ...I bet your brain feels as good as new, s
... more ...I bet your mother has a loud bark!
... more ...I could make a monkey out of you, but wh
... more ...I don't consider you a vulture. I consid
... more ...I don't know what makes you so stupid, b
... more ...I don't think you are a fool. But then w
... more ...I hear the only place you're ever invite
... more ...I hear you were born on a farm. Any more
... more ...I heard you got a brain transplant and t
... more ...I heard you went to have your head exami
... more ...I know you are nobody's fool but maybe s
... more ...I thought of you all day today. I was at
... more ...I would ask you how old you are but I kn
... more ...I'd like to help you out. Which way did
... more ...I'd like to leave you with one thought..
... more ...I'd love to go out with you, but my favo
... more ...I'll never forget the first time we met
... more ...I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some othe
... more ...I've seen people like you before, but I
... more ...If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd c
... more ...If ignorance is bliss, you must be the h
... more ...If we were to kill everybody who hates y
... more ...If what you don't know can't hurt you, s
... more ...If you stand close enough to him, you ca
... more ...If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't
... more ...Keep talking, someday you'll say somethi
... more ...Learn from your parents' mistakes - use
... more ...Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken
... more ...So, a thought crossed your mind? Must ha
... more ...Some day you will find yourself - and wi
... more ...There is no vaccine against stupidity.
... more ...Yo momma armpits so hairy looks like she
... more ...Yo momma house so small her washcloth ma
... more ...Yo momma house so small the doormat just
... more ...Yo momma like Betty Crocker icing: Alway
... more ...Yo momma like Chinese food: Sweet sour a
... more ...Yo momma like Crazy Eddie: She's practic
... more ...Yo momma like a 7-11. On every corner an
... more ...Yo momma like a 7-UP: Never had it never
... more ...Yo momma like a Christmas tree: Everybod
... more ...Yo momma like a Denny's: Open 24 hours.
... more ...Yo momma like a Toyota: "Oh what a feeli
... more ...Yo momma like a birthday cake: Everybody
... more ...Yo momma like a bowling ball: You can fi
... more ...Yo momma like a bubble gum machine: 25 c
... more ...Yo momma like a bus: Fifty cents and she
... more ...Yo momma like a bus: Guys climb on and o
... more ...Yo momma like a catsup bottle: Everyone
... more ...Yo momma like a door knob: Everyone gets
... more ...Yo momma like a goalie: Changes pads aft
... more ...Yo momma like a golf course: Everyone ge
... more ...Yo momma like a race car: She's always b
... more ...Yo momma like a railroad track: Gets lai
... more ...Yo momma like a refrigerator: Everyone p
... more ...Yo momma like a revolving door: Everyone
... more ...Yo momma like a screen door: After a cou
... more ...Yo momma like a shotgun: Give her a cock
... more ...Yo momma like a smokehouse: Always full
... more ...Yo momma like a stamp: You lick her stic
... more ...Yo momma like a stop sign: She's on ever
... more ...Yo momma like a vacuum cleaner: A real g
... more ...Yo momma like a video game: Four men for
... more ...Yo momma like an Orange Crush: "Good Vib
... more ...Yo momma like an ice cream cone: Everyon
... more ...Yo momma like mustard: She spreads easy.
... more ...Yo momma like potato chips: Fri-to Lay.
... more ...Yo momma like the Pillsbury doughboy: Ev
... more ...Yo momma like the Stay Puffed Marshmallo
... more ...Yo momma pubic hair is so nappy the crab
... more ...Yo momma pussy so dry the crabs carry ca
... more ...Yo momma so generous that she would give
... more ...Yo momma so nasty when your daddy ate he
... more ...Yo momma so poor she was kickin a can, a
... more ...Yo momma so pretty that I would love to
... more ...Yo momma so short she trips on spit.
... more ...Yo momma so small she gotta hang glide o
... more ...Yo momma so stinky she can knock a buzza
... more ...Yo momma so stinky she make Right Guard
... more ...You may be a beauiful person on the insi
... more ...Your so stupid you got locked in a groce
... more ...You could make a fortune helping people
... more ...Your so fat when you go to Sea World the
... more ...Can I borrow your head for my rock garde
... more ...Your so fat when you go to theme parks y
... more ...The last time I saw a face like yours I
... more ...Your so dumb you spent two weeks in a re
... more ...Your so ugly, when you were born your mo
... more ...Who wears your GOOD clothes?
... more ...Who wears your CLEAN clothes?
... more ...You better hide, the garbage collector i
... more ...Your so bald, when you wear a turtle nec
... more ...It's impossible to believe that the sper
... more ...The wheel is turning but the hamster is
... more ...If this student were any more stupid, he
... more ...The gates are down, the lights are flash
... more ...When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she
... more ...The student has a "full six-pack" but la
... more ...Your son sets low personal standards and
... more ...Your son is depriving a village somewher
... more ...I would not allow this student to breed.
... more ...Since my last report, your child has rea
... more ...If you can't live without me, why aren't
... more ...You'd make a lovely corpse!
... more ...I never forget a face, but in your case
... more ...Is that a beard, or are you eating a mus
... more ...Why do you sit there looking like an env
... more ...You're a wit with dunces, and a dunce wi
... more ...Did you eat a brain tumor for breakfast?
... more ...You love nature in spite of what it did
... more ...I want to reach your mind - where is it
... more ...I wish I'd known you when you were alive
... more ...If you ever had a bright idea, it would
... more ...What's on your mind? If you'll forgive t
... more ...When you go to the mind reader, do you g
... more ...I look into your eyes and get the feelin
... more ...You're a mouse studying to be a rat.
... more ...Don't look now, but there's one too many
... more ...Every time I'm next to you, I get a fier
... more ...I can't believe that out of 100,000 sper
... more ...If you ever become a mother, can I have
... more ...There's nothing wrong with you that rein
... more ...Why don't you bore a hole in yourself an
... more ...You're a good example of why some animal
... more ...You find a porn movie in your son's room
... more ...If you stand close enough to him, you ca
... more ...There is no vaccine against stupidity.
... more ...I heard you got a brain transplant and t
... more ...I'd like to leave you with one thought,
... more ...I'd love to go out with you, but my favo
... more ...I'd like to see things from your point o
... more ...He's not stupid; he's possessed by a ret
... more ...He is the kind of a man that you could u
... more ...If you were my dog, I'd shave your butt
... more ...You've got an IQ of 2. Pitty it takes 3
... more ...Yo house is so dirty you have to wipe yo
... more ...Yo momma is like a bowling ball she come
... more ...Yo momma is like a bowling ball she gets
... more ...Yo momma is like a door nob... every one
... more ...Yo momma is like a vacuum cleaner she su
... more ...Yo momma's is just like a rooster the ro
... more ...Yo momma's is so fat that she block the
... more ...Yo momma's so black, her legs look like
... more ...Yo momma's so clumsy she got tangled up
... more ...Yo momma's so fat she have to bathe in t
... more ...Yo momma's so fat she sat on a quarter a
... more ...Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of
... more ...Yo momma's so fat she wears a blue dress
... more ...Yo momma's so fat she wears a real horse
... more ...Yo momma's so fat she's on both sides of
... more ...Yo momma's so fat shes done with a marat
... more ...Yo momma's so fat that when she puts on
... more ...Yo momma's so fat the back of her neck l
... more ...Yo momma's so fat when she farts its alm
... more ...Yo momma's so fat when she gets on the b
... more ...Yo momma's so fat when she wears heels,
... more ...Yo momma's so fat when she went into the
... more ...Yo momma's so old she makes yoda jellis!
... more ...Yo momma's so old she was still alive wh
... more ...Yo momma's so old wen i squeesed her tit
... more ...Yo momma's so poor I saw her walking dow
... more ...Yo momma's so poor i stepped through her
... more ...Yo momma's so poor she dj's for the ice
... more ...Yo momma's so poor she sells beans on to
... more ...Yo momma's so so fat when she steped on
... more ...Yo momma's so stupid I said let's go to
... more ...Yo momma's so stupid it takes her 2 hour
... more ...Yo momma's so stupid she climbed a glass
... more ...Yo momma's so stupid she got fired from
... more ...Yo momma's so stupid she got locked in t
... more ...Yo momma's so stupid she put light bulbs
... more ...Yo momma's so stupid she put lipstick on
... more ...Yo momma's so stupid she stared at an or
... more ...Yo momma's so stupid she thought a one s
... more ...Yo momma's so stupid she tried to comit
... more ...Keep talking, someday you'll say somethi
... more ...I thought of you all day today. I was at
... more ...I'll never forget the first time we met
... more ...Every girl has the right to be ugly, but
... more ...Do you still love nature, despite what i
... more ...Your so narrow minded when you walk your
... more ...Your lucky to be born beautiful, unlike
... more ...Before you came along we were hungry. No
... more ...Someone said that you are not fit to sle
... more ...You have a lot of well-wishers. They wou
... more ...Yo momma's so stupid she walked past the
... more ...Yo momma's so stupid that when i asked h
... more ...Yo momma's's so fat she got tired climin
... more ...Any similarity between you and a human i
... more ...Anyone who told you to be yourself could
... more ...Are your parents siblings?
... more ...As an outsider, what do you think of the
... more ...He was happily married - but his wife wa
... more ...Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or wa
... more ...I knew right away that Rock Hudson was g
... more ...I married your mother because I wanted c
... more ...Actually, I never liked Dylan's kind of
... more ...Here lies my wife: here let her lie !
... more ...Now she's at rest and so am I
... more ...If people don't sit at Chaplin's feet, h
... more ...He emits an air of overwhelming vanity c
... more ...The biggest no-talent I ever worked with
... more ...The stupid person's idea of a clever per
... more ...It is only too easy to catch people's at
... more ...If you don't want to give people a bad n
... more ...Is your name Laryngitis? You're a pain i
... more ...Is your name Dan Druff? You get into peo
... more ...I hear you pick your friends -- to piece
... more ...I bet your brain feels as good as new, s
... more ...They say that two heads are better than
... more ...You should toss out more of your funny r
... more ...People can't say that you have absolutel
... more ...You must have a low opinion of people if
... more ...I wish you were all here. I don't like t
... more ...If we were to kill everybody who hates y
... more ...Even your best friend cheats on you and
... more ...I don't think you are a fool. But then,
... more ...Nobody says that you are dumb. They just
... more ...People say that you are the perfect idio
... more ...Ordinarily people live and learn. You ju
... more ...The mind reader had a very busy day toda
... more ...I thought of you all day today when I wa
... more ...When you talk, other people get hoarse j
... more ...I would say that you are barking up the
... more ...I reprimanded my brother for mimicking y
... more ...I'm very careful of how I express my opi
... more ...I don't hold your behavior against you b
... more ...Would you like to replace my business pa
... more ...People say that you are outspoken, but n
... more ...Your conversation is like the waves of t
... more ...We can always tell when you are lying. Y
... more ...When you get to the men`s room, you will
... more ...Pay no heed to it. Go right on in.
... more ...The only things you ever make are mistak
... more ...You always manage to keep your neck abov
... more ...All that you are you owe to your parents
... more ...I heard you have hair on your chest, and
... more ...No one should be punished for accident o
... more ...There was something about you that I lik
... more ...Sit down and give your mind a rest.
... more ...I heard you got a brain transplant and t
... more ...I think you should live for the moment.
... more ...Man alive! But I wish you weren't.
... more ...I believe in respect for the dead; in fa
... more ...Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be,
... more ...You spent so much time trying to get rid
... more ...You are the kind of person who, when one
... more ...I'm looking forward to the pleasure of y
... more ...There are several people in this world t
... more ...All of your girlfriends kiss you with th
... more ...I hear that when your mother first saw y
... more ...Yours was an unnatural birth; you came f
... more ...You have nothing to fear from my base in
... more ...It's your life -- but I wish you'd let u
... more ...Hey, act your age -- senile!
... more ...I've had many cases of love that were ju
... more ...You're the best at all you do -- and all
... more ...In the dictionary under the word, "stupi
... more ...We know you could not live without us. W
... more ...We do not complain about your shortcomin
... more ...Don't you realize that there are enough
... more ...The thing that terrifies me the most is
... more ...When you get run over by a car, it shoul
... more ...We hear you are a lady killer. They take
... more ...We heard that when you ran away from hom
... more ...You have a good family tree, but the cro
... more ...I don't consider you a vulture. I consid
... more ...Is your name Amazon? You`re so wide at t
... more ...You are a man who always sticks by his c
... more ...A dope you are and dope will remain.
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... more ...You add to, not diminish, pain!
... more ...We know that you would go to the end of
... more ...Your family tree is good, but you are th
... more ...We all spring from apes, but you didn't
... more ...It cost me five thousand dollars to look
... more ...Lets play house. You be the door and I'l
... more ...I hear you are a real humanitarian. You
... more ...I hear you are connected to the Police D
... more ...Hello -- tall, dark and obnoxious!
... more ...You remind me of the ocean -- you make m
... more ...You should have been born in the Dark Ag
... more ...All of your ancestors must number in the
... more ...Ever since I saw you in your family tree
... more ...I hear that when you were a child your m
... more ...They just invented a new coffin just for
... more ...After hearing you talk, I now know that
... more ...You are so two-faced that any woman who
... more ...I always wanted to be a trouble-shooter,
... more ...For two cents, I`d give you a piece of m
... more ...You are the only person I've ever met wh
... more ...You have no trouble making ends meet. Yo
... more ...I heard you went to see the doctor and t
... more ...I think Mother Nature really hates you b
... more ...You must be the arithmetic man -- you ad
... more ...Some people are has-beens. You are a nev
... more ...You started at the bottom -- and it's be
... more ...You are so boring that you can't even en
... more ...I don't mind that you are talking so lon
... more ...I heard that you were born, your father
... more ...I used to think that you were a big pain
... more ...You must have gotten up on the wrong sid
... more ...I would ask you how old you are, but I k
... more ...In the next life, you'll blaze a way for
... more ...You are master in your own house -- the
... more ...When you die, I'd like to go to your fun
... more ...You make me believe in reincarnation. No
... more ...Believe me, I don't want to make a monke
... more ...I hear you are very kind to animals, so
... more ...Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm int
... more ...Some day you will find yourself -- and w
... more ...People clap when they see you -- their h
... more ...Whatever is eating you -- must be suffer
... more ...Why don't you go to the library and brus
... more ...I hear you changed your mind! What did y
... more ...You have an inferiority complex -- and i
... more ...You are not as bad as people say -- you
... more ...Do you have to leave so soon? I was abou
... more ...I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some othe
... more ...Whom am I calling "stupid"? I don't know
... more ...Take a vacation; go to Club Dead.
... more ...Your mouth is getting too big for your m
... more ...You are as strong as an ox and almost as
... more ...You are living proof of reincarnation. N
... more ...You grow on people -- like a wart!
... more ...You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. N
... more ...You are down to earth, but not quite far
... more ...If you were twice as smart, you'd still
... more ...I know you are nobody's fool, but maybe
... more ...You were the answer to a prayer. Your pa
... more ...I hear the only place you're ever invite
... more ...I would like the pleasure of your compan
... more ...You've never been outspoken; no one has
... more ...At your speed, you'd better not stop you
... more ...If you ever tax your brain, don't charge
... more ...Don't you have a terribly empty feeling
... more ...What's the latest dope -- besides you?
... more ...I heard that they tried to take an X-ray
... more ...You don't believe in being artificial. Y
... more ...When people cut their fingers you cry ov
... more ...Hey, I heard you went to the butcher and
... more ...If I said anything to you that I should
... more ...You were born because your mother didn't
... more ...I admire you because I've never had the
... more ...You're acquitting yourself in such a way
... more ...You have a face only a mother could love
... more ...You never strike out blindly; you fail i
... more ...They say opposites attract. I hope you m
... more ...We know that you would give your life fo
... more ...When you pass away and people ask me wha
... more ...Well, I'll see you in my dreams -- if I
... more ...Hey, I remember you when you had only on
... more ...Anyone who told you to be yourself could
... more ...Let's play horse. I'll be the front end
... more ...I'll never forget the first time we met
... more ...You are not the worst person in the worl
... more ...If I were as ugly as you are, I wouldn't
... more ...I feel sorry for you because you are so
... more ...Yours is a prima facie case of ugliness.
... more ...I know one should judge a man by what he
... more ...I've hated your looks from the stare the
... more ...Don't you need a license to be that ugly
... more ...Moonlight becomes you -- total darkness
... more ...Someone took a photo of you once, but it
... more ...So you finally managed to get the last l
... more ...You should do some soul-searching. Maybe
... more ...The overwhelming power of the sex drive
... more ...I hear you were born on April 2; a day t
... more ...I hope you never get a tetanus shot; may
... more ...I you are in your right mind, I hope you
... more ...If I told you that I have a piece of dir
... more ...Do you want me to accept you as you are,
... more ...If you were a swine, you would be what y
... more ...You say that you are always bright and e
... more ...A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind,
... more ...You're nobody's fool. Let's see if we ca
... more ...They say no woman ever made a fool out o
... more ...You're very smart. You have brains you n
... more ...You're not yourself today. I noticed the
... more ...Eventually, you will get what you asked
... more ...Nice to see you on your feet. Who sent t
... more ...You are so dishonest that I can't even b
... more ...You have a good weapon against muggers -
... more ...You are the answer to my prayer!! I pray
... more ...At least you are not obnoxious like so m
... more ...You have a lot of well-wishers. They wou
... more ...You remind me of Moses. Every time you o
... more ...They say that travel broadens oneself. Y
... more ...Look through your towels and tell us the
... more ...You always have your ear to the ground.
... more ...Heard your family went to a restaurant w
... more ...Before you came along we were hungry. No
... more ...You are pretty as a picture and we'd lov
... more ...You will never be able to live down to y
... more ...Any friend of yours -- is a friend of yo
... more ...Someone said that you are not fit to sle
... more ...I hear you are being accepted into an ex
... more ...I heard you went to have your head exami
... more ...Don't get me wrong. I`m not trying to ma
... more ...This is no battle of wits between you an
... more ...Look, don't go to a mind reader; go to a
... more ...Hey! I know what sign you were born unde
... more ...I hear you were born on a farm. Any more
... more ...We think of you when we are lonely. Then
... more ...Hey, how come even though you are still
... more ...I'd like to break the monotony; where's
... more ...The next time you shave, could you stand
... more ...I hear you are an officer. Your rank is
... more ...You say you are a West Pointer, but you
... more ...You are so fat that I hear you were arre
... more ...Whatever anyone says to you goes in one
... more ...Sure, I've seen people like you before -
... more ...Hi there, I'm a human being! What are yo
... more ...I've seen more life in a down and out's
... more ...You're red shirt goes well with your eye
... more ...Save your breath...You'll need it to blo
... more ...Shouldn't you have a license for being t
... more ...Calling you an idiot would be an insult
... more ...Folk clap when they see you...but they c
... more ...You're about as much use as a Betamax vi
... more ...All day I thought of you....I was at the
... more ...I'd love to ask how old you are, but unf
... more ...You should learn from your parents mista
... more ...He does the work of three men: Curly, La
... more ...Next time you shave, try standing an inc
... more ...If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't
... more ...You've got the perfect weapon against mu
... more ...You got a face only a mother could love.
... more ...I heard that you went to the haunted hou
... more ...Listen, are you always this stupid or ar
... more ...Sure, I'd love to help you out...now, wh
... more ...Anybody who told you to be yourself simp
... more ...I heard you were so cool that you began
... more ...Well, they do say opposites attact...so
... more ...I heard that you changed your mind. So,
... more ...Why don't you slip into something more c
... more ...You started at the bottom...and it's bee
... more ...I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They
... more ...Is your name Maple Syrup? - Well, it dam
... more ...I know what sign you were born under...'
... more ...I'll hit you so hard by the time you com
... more ...I'll hit you so hard you 'll have to tak
... more ...I'll hit you so hard you'll have to unzi
... more ...I'll hit you so hard your kids will be b
... more ...I'll hit you so hard your wife will fall
... more ...You're so dumb you think socialism means
... more ...You're so dumb you think manual labor is
... more ...You're so dumb you think Johnny Cash is
... more ...You're so dumb it takes you an hour and
... more ...You so stupid you probably think Taco Be
... more ...You so dumb you got blonde roots in your
... more ...Your so stupid, that you got fired from
... more ...Your so stupid, that you went to a Clipp
... more ...Your so stupid, that you went to a Whale
... more ...Your so stupid, it takes you an hour to
... more ...She was so ugly... they used to push her
... more ...You're so ugly you'd make a train take a
... more ...You're so ugly when you walk into a bank
... more ...You're so ugly, if you stuck your head o
... more ...You're so ugly if you joined an ugly con
... more ...You're so ugly your face is closed on we
... more ...You're so ugly you could be the poster c
... more ...You're so ugly if my dog looked like you
... more ...You're so ugly when you were born the do
... more ...You're so ugly when you were born, your
... more ...You're so ugly they know what time you w
... more ...She's so ugly she could scare the moss o
... more ...She's so ugly she could scare the chrome
... more ...Your face so so ugly when you cry the te
... more ...Your so ugly, your mother had to feed yo
... more ...Your so ugly, your mother had to tie a s
... more ...You're so fat when you sit around the ho
... more ...You're so fat a picture of you would fal
... more ...You're so fat if you weighed five more p
... more ...You're so fat you get clothes in three s
... more ...You're so fat if you got your shoes shin
... more ...Your so fat, that you have to strap a be
... more ...Your so fat, that you have to use a matt
... more ...Your wife said she liked seafood. So I g
... more ...If I had change for a buck, I could have
... more ...The difference between your mama and a r
... more ...I would have been your dad, but the guy
... more ...You're so skinny, that you use a bandaid
... more ...You're like a light switch, even a littl
... more ...I'm looking forward to the pleasure of y
... more ...When you pass away and people ask me wha
... more ...Well I'll see you in my dreams - if I ea
... more ...I've had many cases of love that were ju
... more ...You're the best at all you do - and all
... more ...Don't you realize that there are enough
... more ...The thing that terrifies me the most is
... more ...When you get run over by a car it should
... more ...All of your ancestors must number in the
... more ...Ever since I saw you in your family tree
... more ...I hear that when you were a child your m
... more ...I hear that when your mother first saw y
... more ...You were born because your mother didn't
... more ...No one should be punished for accident o
... more ...Yours was an unnatural birth; you came f
... more ...You were the answer to a prayer. Your pa
... more ...You're a habit I'd like to kick; with bo
... more ...I hear the only place you're ever invite
... more ...I would like the pleasure of your compan
... more ...You've never been outspoken; no one has
... more ...At your speed you'd better not stop your
... more ...If you ever tax your brain, don't charge
... more ...Don't you have a terribly empty feeling
... more ...You have nothing to fear from my baser i
... more ...It's your life --- but I wish you'd let
... more ...I don't consider you a vulture. I consid
... more ...I think you should live for the moment.
... more ...Man alive! But I wish you weren't.
... more ...I believe in respect for the dead; in fa
... more ...I admire your because I've never had the
... more ...You're acquitting yourself in such a way
... more ...You have a face only a mother could love
... more ...You never strike out blindly; you fail i
... more ...A 10K brain attached to a 9600 baud mout
... more ...A 20th century man... The guy has no fut
... more ...A 3.5-inch drive, but data on punch card
... more ...A black-and-white mind working on a colo
... more ...A brain like a BB in a boxcar / box of C
... more ...A couple of slates short of a full roof.
... more ...A couplet short of a sonnet.
... more ...A cup and saucer short of a place settin
... more ...A day late and a dollar short.
... more ...A deadbolt with a broken cylinder.
... more ...A doughnut short of being a cop.
... more ...A few beads short in her rosary.
... more ...Any similarity between you and a human i
... more ...Anyone who told you to be yourself could
... more ...Are your parents siblings?
... more ...As an outsider, what do you think of the
... more ...Better at sex than anyone; now all he ne
... more ...Calling you stupid would be an insult to
... more ...Did your parents ever ask you to run awa
... more ...Do you ever wonder what life would be li
... more ...Do you want people to accept you as you
... more ...Don't you have a terribly empty feeling
... more ...Do you still love nature, despite what i
... more ...Don't you need a license to be that ugly
... more ...Every girl has the right to be ugly, but
... more ...Go ahead, tell them everything you know.
... more ...Have you considered suing your brains fo
... more ...He has a mind like a steel trap - always
... more ...He is living proof that man can live wit
... more ...He is the kind of a man that you would u
... more ...He's not stupid; he's possessed by a ret
... more ...Here's 20 cents. Call all your friends a
... more ...Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?
... more ...How did you get here? Did someone leave
... more ...I'd like to see things from your point o
... more ...I bet your brain feels as good as new, s
... more ...I bet your mother has a loud bark!
... more ...I could make a monkey out of you, but wh
... more ...I don't consider you a vulture. I consid
... more ...I don't know what makes you so stupid, b
... more ...I don't think you are a fool. But then w
... more ...I hear the only place you're ever invite
... more ...I hear you were born on a farm. Any more
... more ...I heard you got a brain transplant and t
... more ...I heard you went to have your head exami
... more ...I know you are nobody's fool but maybe s
... more ...I thought of you all day today. I was at
... more ...I would ask you how old you are but I kn
... more ...I'd like to help you out. Which way did
... more ...I'd like to leave you with one thought..
... more ...I'd love to go out with you, but my favo
... more ...I'll never forget the first time we met
... more ...I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some othe
... more ...I've seen people like you before, but I
... more ...If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd c
... more ...If ignorance is bliss, you must be the h
... more ...If we were to kill everybody who hates y
... more ...If what you don't know can't hurt you, s
... more ...If you stand close enough to him, you ca
... more ...If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't
... more ...Keep talking, someday you'll say somethi
... more ...Learn from your parents' mistakes - use
... more ...Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken
... more ...So, a thought crossed your mind? Must ha
... more ...Some day you will find yourself - and wi
... more ...There is no vaccine against stupidity.
... more ...Yo momma armpits so hairy looks like she
... more ...Yo momma house so small her washcloth ma
... more ...Yo momma house so small the doormat just
... more ...Yo momma like Betty Crocker icing: Alway
... more ...Yo momma like Chinese food: Sweet sour a
... more ...Yo momma like Crazy Eddie: She's practic
... more ...Yo momma like a 7-11. On every corner an
... more ...Yo momma like a 7-UP: Never had it never
... more ...Yo momma like a Christmas tree: Everybod
... more ...Yo momma like a Denny's: Open 24 hours.
... more ...Yo momma like a Toyota: "Oh what a feeli
... more ...Yo momma like a birthday cake: Everybody
... more ...Yo momma like a bowling ball: You can fi
... more ...Yo momma like a bubble gum machine: 25 c
... more ...Yo momma like a bus: Fifty cents and she
... more ...Yo momma like a bus: Guys climb on and o
... more ...Yo momma like a catsup bottle: Everyone
... more ...Yo momma like a door knob: Everyone gets
... more ...Yo momma like a goalie: Changes pads aft
... more ...Yo momma like a golf course: Everyone ge
... more ...Yo momma like a race car: She's always b
... more ...Yo momma like a railroad track: Gets lai
... more ...Yo momma like a refrigerator: Everyone p
... more ...Yo momma like a revolving door: Everyone
... more ...Yo momma like a screen door: After a cou
... more ...Yo momma like a shotgun: Give her a cock
... more ...Yo momma like a smokehouse: Always full
... more ...Yo momma like a stamp: You lick her stic
... more ...Yo momma like a stop sign: She's on ever
... more ...Yo momma like a vacuum cleaner: A real g
... more ...Yo momma like a video game: Four men for
... more ...Yo momma like an Orange Crush: "Good Vib
... more ...Yo momma like an ice cream cone: Everyon
... more ...Yo momma like mustard: She spreads easy.
... more ...Yo momma like potato chips: Fri-to Lay.
... more ...Yo momma like the Pillsbury doughboy: Ev
... more ...Yo momma like the Stay Puffed Marshmallo
... more ...Yo momma pubic hair is so nappy the crab
... more ...Yo momma pussy so dry the crabs carry ca
... more ...Yo momma so generous that she would give
... more ...Yo momma so nasty when your daddy ate he
... more ...Yo momma so poor she was kickin a can, a
... more ...Yo momma so pretty that I would love to
... more ...Yo momma so short she trips on spit.
... more ...Yo momma so small she gotta hang glide o
... more ...Yo momma so stinky she can knock a buzza
... more ...Yo momma so stinky she make Right Guard
... more ...You may be a beauiful person on the insi
... more ...Your so stupid you got locked in a groce
... more ...You could make a fortune helping people
... more ...Your so fat when you go to Sea World the
... more ...Can I borrow your head for my rock garde
... more ...Your so fat when you go to theme parks y
... more ...The last time I saw a face like yours I
... more ...Your so dumb you spent two weeks in a re
... more ...Your so ugly, when you were born your mo
... more ...Who wears your GOOD clothes?
... more ...Who wears your CLEAN clothes?
... more ...You better hide, the garbage collector i
... more ...Your so bald, when you wear a turtle nec
... more ...It's impossible to believe that the sper
... more ...The wheel is turning but the hamster is
... more ...If this student were any more stupid, he
... more ...The gates are down, the lights are flash
... more ...When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she
... more ...The student has a "full six-pack" but la
... more ...Your son sets low personal standards and
... more ...Your son is depriving a village somewher
... more ...I would not allow this student to breed.
... more ...Since my last report, your child has rea
... more ...If you can't live without me, why aren't
... more ...You'd make a lovely corpse!
... more ...I never forget a face, but in your case
... more ...Is that a beard, or are you eating a mus
... more ...Why do you sit there looking like an env
... more ...You're a wit with dunces, and a dunce wi
... more ...Did you eat a brain tumor for breakfast?
... more ...You love nature in spite of what it did
... more ...I want to reach your mind - where is it
... more ...I wish I'd known you when you were alive
... more ...If you ever had a bright idea, it would
... more ...What's on your mind? If you'll forgive t
... more ...When you go to the mind reader, do you g
... more ...I look into your eyes and get the feelin
... more ...You're a mouse studying to be a rat.
... more ...Don't look now, but there's one too many
... more ...Every time I'm next to you, I get a fier
... more ...I can't believe that out of 100,000 sper
... more ...If you ever become a mother, can I have
... more ...There's nothing wrong with you that rein
... more ...Why don't you bore a hole in yourself an
... more ...You're a good example of why some animal
... more ...You find a porn movie in your son's room
... more ...If you stand close enough to him, you ca
... more ...There is no vaccine against stupidity.
... more ...I heard you got a brain transplant and t
... more ...I'd like to leave you with one thought,
... more ...I'd love to go out with you, but my favo
... more ...I'd like to see things from your point o
... more ...He's not stupid; he's possessed by a ret
... more ...He is the kind of a man that you could u
... more ...If you were my dog, I'd shave your butt
... more ...You've got an IQ of 2. Pitty it takes 3
... more ...Yo house is so dirty you have to wipe yo
... more ...Yo momma is like a bowling ball she come
... more ...Yo momma is like a bowling ball she gets
... more ...Yo momma is like a door nob... every one
... more ...Yo momma is like a vacuum cleaner she su
... more ...Yo momma's is just like a rooster the ro
... more ...Yo momma's is so fat that she block the
... more ...Yo momma's so black, her legs look like
... more ...Yo momma's so clumsy she got tangled up
... more ...Yo momma's so fat she have to bathe in t
... more ...Yo momma's so fat she sat on a quarter a
... more ...Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of
... more ...Yo momma's so fat she wears a blue dress
... more ...Yo momma's so fat she wears a real horse
... more ...Yo momma's so fat she's on both sides of
... more ...Yo momma's so fat shes done with a marat
... more ...Yo momma's so fat that when she puts on
... more ...Yo momma's so fat the back of her neck l
... more ...Yo momma's so fat when she farts its alm
... more ...Yo momma's so fat when she gets on the b
... more ...Yo momma's so fat when she wears heels,
... more ...Yo momma's so fat when she went into the
... more ...Yo momma's so old she makes yoda jellis!
... more ...Yo momma's so old she was still alive wh
... more ...Yo momma's so old wen i squeesed her tit
... more ...Yo momma's so poor I saw her walking dow
... more ...Yo momma's so poor i stepped through her
... more ...Yo momma's so poor she dj's for the ice
... more ...Yo momma's so poor she sells beans on to
... more ...Yo momma's so so fat when she steped on
... more ...Yo momma's so stupid I said let's go to
... more ...Yo momma's so stupid it takes her 2 hour
... more ...Yo momma's so stupid she climbed a glass
... more ...Yo momma's so stupid she got fired from
... more ...Yo momma's so stupid she got locked in t
... more ...Yo momma's so stupid she put light bulbs
... more ...Yo momma's so stupid she put lipstick on
... more ...Yo momma's so stupid she stared at an or
... more ...Yo momma's so stupid she thought a one s
... more ...Yo momma's so stupid she tried to comit
... more ...Keep talking, someday you'll say somethi
... more ...I thought of you all day today. I was at
... more ...I'll never forget the first time we met
... more ...Every girl has the right to be ugly, but
... more ...Do you still love nature, despite what i
... more ...Your so narrow minded when you walk your
... more ...Your lucky to be born beautiful, unlike
... more ...Before you came along we were hungry. No
... more ...Someone said that you are not fit to sle
... more ...You have a lot of well-wishers. They wou
... more ...Yo momma's so stupid she walked past the
... more ...Yo momma's so stupid that when i asked h
... more ...Yo momma's's so fat she got tired climin
... more ...Any similarity between you and a human i
... more ...Anyone who told you to be yourself could
... more ...Are your parents siblings?
... more ...As an outsider, what do you think of the
... more ...Better at sex than anyone; now all he ne
... more ...Calling you stupid would be an insult to
... more ...Did your parents ever ask you to run awa
... more ...Do you ever wonder what life would be li
... more ...He was happily married - but his wife wa
... more ...Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or wa
... more ...I knew right away that Rock Hudson was g
... more ...I married your mother because I wanted c
... more ...Actually, I never liked Dylan's kind of
... more ...Here lies my wife: here let her lie !
... more ...Now she's at rest and so am I
... more ...If people don't sit at Chaplin's feet, h
... more ...He emits an air of o